Post a name for a fictional business and the person below you has to describe what the business does.

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

The thread is simple you post a name for a fictional business, and the next poster describes what the business does, followed by a name of their own.

I'll start:
Boypussies

 

[Neodanthril]

Nonprofit org dedicated to giving troubled young men a feline to care for, like how they do for felons.

Business name
Skibidiussy

 

[Robert Cummings]

They manufacture fleshlights that look like skibidi toilet.

Business name
Nigger

 

[The Last Stand]

Business name
Skibidiussy

Grift organization designed to autistically endorse any president you so choose.

Marilyn's Moxie

 

[Robert Cummings]

Marilyn Manson sells his cum in bottles.

Faggot

 

[Cemetery Support]

The business provides business image consultation for recently outed closeted C-Suite executives.

Sneed’s Seed & Feed

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

An app for investors to transfer information and use that for future investments.

Whimley and sons

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

A wholesome, family operated store that sells anything you need and has a security kitty.

Móodas' Móos and Wöos

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Móodas' Móos and Wöos

A retarded TV show for kids where the host Móoda the cow comments on and rates tiktoks, and they have an accompanying phone app where for the low low price of $2.99 you can suggest a video and it'll totally get shown on TV and it's not a scam I promise.

Igor Mario Productions

 

[Eddie Riggs]

A Russian bootleg game producer

Mythical Margarine

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

A dairy that only sells fresh creamery butter.

Kiwi Farms

 

[Charred Dinosaur]

A pest extermination company that deals with troon infestations

Fake taxi

 

[Gian-Luca Caluga]

A supplier of inflatable vehicles-for-hire, which customers can deploy at a location to give the impression of a large fleet of commercial vehicles, usually for tax reasons. Black cabs, Uber Priusses, dodgy Stockport minicabs—they have it all.

Big Shug's House of Plugs

 

[A Cardboard Box]

A jewelry company that specializes in selling plugs and tunnels, owned by a rapper named Big Shug.

Hockey Dog LLC

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

A company that specializes in teaching dogs how to play hockey. So you can have Airbud, minus the basketball, plus the hockey.

Chuck's Emporium of Fuckery and Suckery

 

[Core Theorist]

A museum and gift-shop showcasing the life and times of an influential homosexual activist, showcasing a variety of artifacts ranging from his favorite buttplug to the original documentation of his fatal AIDS diagnosis. The giftshop sells novelty dildos and other sex toys based on his life.

EDIT: forgor the next shop lol
Retard's R Us

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

A musical equipment shop that provides tools to help musicians with ADHD

Sugarly

 

[Cats]

Sugarly is a re-diabetesing service, to reunite people who beat diabetes with their old diabetes

Creamy Chris's Pump 'n Dump

 

[I'm Retarded?]

a beloved chain of truck stops known for their cheap diesel and meticulously clean public bathrooms. rumors of company-sanctioned glory holes are vile misinformation spread exclusively by incels and other elements of the extreme right-wing online.

Bart's Bungholes Ltd.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

a beloved chain of truck stops known for their cheap diesel and meticulously clean public bathrooms. rumors of company-sanctioned glory holes are vile misinformation spread exclusively by incels and other elements of the extreme right-wing online.

Bart's Bungholes Ltd.

Barts Bungholes stared out as a small town boat plug manufacturer and has expanded their product line to include every possible plug for every possible hole. See their new ratcheting buttplug line for examples of how they are consistently pushing the boundaries of excellence!

Sticky's Straps, Incorporated