Post a name for a fictional business and the person below you has to describe what the business does.

A simple business ran by a man named Sticky who's main desire is to sell nothing but objects that allow you to stick things together so that kids can never be stressed ever again when they think to themselves "Damn! I really need to stick this together!".

(Products sold but not limited to: Sticky's Blu Tac®, Sticky's Tape®, Sticky's Double-Sided Tape®, Sticky's Velcro®, Sticky's Fabric Glue®, Sticky's Plastic Glue®, Sticky's Spray Glue®, Sticky's Liquid Glue®, Sticky's Hot Glue® and most importantly, Sticky's Milk Glue®).

Dr. Goldstein's Wonderous Golden (not stolen) Emporium.
 
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Ignatius von Cistern said:
Gravel pit up in the hills above Phoenix. At the site office, the owner, Stan will talk your head off about his collection of rocks with holes in them, which are also displayed there.


sells gmo weed and weed-themed crock shoes.

Do Acid Pty Ltd
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Love you :feels: for being a team player there.

An industrial factory that manufacturers acid "patties" to help manufacturer metals

Edit: Fuck I forgot: Baconman inc.
 
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Disappointment Bagels is a baking company that specializes in producing high quality bagels that contain negative messages, which are then delivered to designated recipients to announce something that they won't like, you don't want to tell your annoying sister about your mother's passing? Send our "Opps, Mom died :(" special, you want to end your 5 year old relationship without any physical contact? Our new "Sorry, you're dumped!" dark rye bagel will fill their belly as much as it will fill them with burning hatred for you, right now
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Wang's Low Hangs
 
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above and beyond my friend.

Spider Princess Fan said:
Wang's Low Hangs
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Ok before Wang Labaratories were founded An Wang tried his hand at importing japanese pornography into South Korea. The long and the short of it is that hardware of the era was incapable of unblurring the porn, which led our man towards new horizons. The rest is computing history.

SDGAVY LLC
 
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Ignatius von Cistern said:
above and beyond my friend.



Ok before Wang Labaratories were founded An Wang tried his hand at importing japanese pornography into South Korea. The long and the short of it is that hardware of the era was incapable of unblurring the porn, which led our man towards new horizons. The rest is computing history.

SDGAVY LLC
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Gavy Smith makes proprietary ultra-high performance SD cards for digital photographers.

Jews-To-Fertilizer Industrial Group
 
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