Post facts that sound insane but are completely true.

[TheRetardKing]

A homeless man pooped on your car windshield last night.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Everyone is immortal until proven otherwise.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

The world is fat.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

A typical computer spends if not most of its time, then a large amount of its time waiting on values to come from the memory to the processor.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You have millions of mites living in your eyelashes.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Humans are actually hairier than many other mammals. The reason we don't look like gorillas is because most of our hair is extremely short and extremely thin.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve and there was a heist to steal it once.
It sounds like a joke from a lame kids cartoon, but its true.

The French claim to have a superior cuisine yet they still rely on eating frogs and snails for sustinance

The French claim to have a superior cuisine yet I sure as hell don't see French restaurants in every town (unlike Italian, Mexican, Chinese...).

 

[Uncle Phil]

Many animals, including both ducks and dolphins, are terribly rapey. Dolphin sexual violence often includes gang rape and the abduction, abuse and even killing of a female's young as a tool of coercion.

Note that in academic contexts the word rape is NEVER used in conjunction with animal behavior, terms like "animal sexual coercion" being preferred. If animals are acknowledged to rape then it bumps against womens' claim to unique victimhood and isn't tolerated.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You can’t spell “rape” without “pear” or “reap”.

 

[12345]

While on the subject there is a WW2 munitions ship sank just outside of London in the Thames a WW2 Liberty ship fully loaded with explosives, it's just deep enough that it keeps the cargo cold and more stable but it can't be removed as it would cause an explosion, that explosion would be the largest non nuclear explosion in history and would also be the most expensive as Central London i.e. the square mile and docklands are in the blast zone.

Late and gay.

(Halifax was 3,000 tons and took out 2 square miles, the sunken ship is 1,500 tons and would only take out 1 square mile.)

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

The Jewish people have been kicked out of 110 countries including Guatemala.. I know Guatemalans.. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE GUATEMALANS HATE YOU?!

 

[Haffhart]

The Jewish people have been kicked out of 110 countries including Guatemala.. I know Guatemalans.. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE GUATEMALANS HATE YOU?!

 

[Jean ValJean]

Human flesh tears at 500lbs, your average human could bite through there own toung and any flesh on their body but the body intentionally self limits your bite force and there is some research suggesting that when eating with your hands your body gimps your bite force as a safety measure.

When I was about 4 years old I fell and bit through my own tongue. Had to have stitches.

 

[Usagi-Stop]

John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on July 4th of 1826. Adams's last words were "Jefferson still lives" or something like that, but Jefferson had died 5hrs earlier.

There was a man named Tsutomu Yamaguchi who was basically nuked twice. He was doing some business in Hiroshima when the first nuke dropped. It pushed him back so he went into a ditch for cover. It also burned him and ruptured an eardrum. After hiding in a bomb shelter he returned home. He later went to work and told his boss about what had occured. His boss thought that he was insane, at least until the second nuke dropped. He thought his family was dead due to the condition that his home was in, but they survived. They were out buying burn ointment for him and hid in a nearby tunnel when it dropped. Had he not been in Hiroshima when he was and burned as badly as he was his family would've probably died.

Also it's believed that peppers evolved to have capsaicin to deter certain animals from eating them. When a mammal eats them the seeds are destroyed. So capsaicin triggers a pain receptor found in mammals, but not Birds. Birds are unaffected by it, probably because the seeds remain intact and are allowed to be spread over greater distances.

 

[WolfeTone]

Isaac Asimov's 3 rules of robotics were meant to be followed by man, not machine.

Machines can follow not but rules. Man's original sin was the violation of rules.