Post for a random card reading

[Asterism]

do a reading for if astronaut dogs will ever get to eat their spaghetti

King of Diamonds.
They get all of the spaghetti.

 

[Masturbator]

when i will get a gf i direly need to know this information

 

[Asterism]

when i will get a gf i direly need to know this information

I don't do that ;w;

 

[Masturbator]

so its more of a chance to happen or not thing than like specific date/condition????

 

[Asterism]

so its more of a chance to happen or not thing than like specific date/condition????

yes
7 of hearts

 

[Masturbator]

yes
7 of hearts

huh, sounds pretty relatable to what i've been so it kinda works i think?????????????????????????

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Will they find the bodies?

 

[Asterism]

Will they find the bodies?

you are a meatball

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

you are a meatball

Which card is that?

 

[Asterism]

Which card is that?

7 of Clubs
lil troll

 

[batterybee]

@gardenGnostic pls do me ;3

 

[Sock Cucker]

Should I stay or should I go?

Thanks, OP

 

[Asterism]

@gardenGnostic pls do me ;3

Queen of Clubs!
It's a good omen for business. I hope your endeavors go smoothly!

 

[Asterism]

Should I stay or should I go?

Thanks, OP

Ace of Spades
Looks like you stay!

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

what needs to change?

 

[Sock Cucker]

Why does that mean stay, rather than go?

 

[Asterism]

what needs to change?

7 of Diamonds.
It means gossip and slander.
Someone's gossiping about you perhaps. I'd say do your best to stay strong, make amends as allowed, and carry on with your passions.

 

[Asterism]

Why does that mean stay, rather than go?

You can read the cards all different kinds of ways.
A lot of people have a negative association with the Ace of Spades, however I see it as a positive card when it comes to Yes/No questions.

 

[Buckaroo]

I'm interested, will people stop bothering me anytime soon?

 

[doodoocaca]

Let’s take this for a spin. I’m game. How are you, by the way?