Post for a random card reading

[Shadfan666xxx000]

please ask less creepy questions

Will I get laid soon? Does that work better?

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

please ask less creepy questions

Ok, I won't ask carnal questions anymore. When do you approximate that I'll get my lump sum settled for that debt?

 

[Asterism]

Ok, I won't ask carnal questions anymore. When do you approximate that I'll get my lump sum settled for that debt?

10 of Spades, King of Clubs, 3 of Diamonds

You will be rewarded for your trials and tribulations.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Good news or bad news tomorrow?

 

[Asterism]

Good news or bad news tomorrow?

King of Clubs. You'll be triumphant. 6 of Diamonds came after which means it might be a bit of a confusing, exhausting day, so try to take care of yourself and take it easy. Make the best out of this news

 

[Electromagnetic Radiation]

Will the rest of this year be a catastrophic spiral or a moderate success for me, or perhaps a different aftermath entirely?

 

[Asterism]

Will the rest of this year be a catastrophic spiral or a moderate success for me, or perhaps a different aftermath entirely?

3 of Hearts. I'd say an unexpected result will occur, however it will be positive.
9 of Clubs. Nine of Clubs means success by listening to your heart, your gut, yourself, not giving into peer pressure, etc.

 

[Asterism]

bump

 

[Tari]

How bad is the content in my LP going to get?

 

[Asterism]

How bad is the content in my LP going to get?

6 of spades
it primarily means insincerity or cheating in a relationship
sounds like some pretty rough inspiration

 

[Tari]

it primarily means insincerity

Yeah, that sounds about right given how your choices are literally meaningless and the game excuses it by having a godlike AI have turned everyone into philosophical zombies.

 

[Imp]

I have some things going on in my life. May I have a reading?

 

[Asterism]

I have some things going on in my life. May I have a reading?

sure! i'll pull 3 cards for you

past: 8 of spades
present: 2 of diamonds
future: 5 of diamonds

8 of spades means sickness in particular a severe or chronic illness
2 of diamonds means a rocky relationship or a rocky life path
5 of diamonds means reconciliation and making amends with your loved one

i hope this helps!

 

[Imp]

sure! i'll pull 3 cards for you

past: 8 of spades
present: 2 of diamonds
future: 5 of diamonds

8 of spades means sickness in particular a severe or chronic illness
2 of diamonds means a rocky relationship or a rocky life path
5 of diamonds means reconciliation and making amends with your loved one

i hope this helps!

Thank you!
Ouch it hurts! Relevant though, few months should be better

 

[Cemetery Support]

sure! i'll pull 3 cards for you

past: 8 of spades
present: 2 of diamonds
future: 5 of diamonds

8 of spades means sickness in particular a severe or chronic illness
2 of diamonds means a rocky relationship or a rocky life path
5 of diamonds means reconciliation and making amends with your loved one

i hope this helps!

Would you mind if I did a reading or two for some people? Wouldn’t want to hijack your thread, but I like this sort of stuff and like doing it.

 

[Asterism]

Would you mind if I did a reading or two for some people? Wouldn’t want to hijack your thread, but I like this sort of stuff and like doing it.

go for it just make sure they consent first

 

[hiddenz0ner54]

Will I own the family house outright?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Can I get a TOOT TOOT? Can I get a BEEP BEEP?

 

[Asterism]

Will I own the family house outright?

ace of diamonds
yes

 

[Asterism]

Can I get a TOOT TOOT? Can I get a BEEP BEEP?

9 of clubs
"Nine of clubs means independent success. Whatever is your problem at the moment, you have to stop listening to others. Nine of clubs gives you a sign that you have to think for yourself."