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It might be a controversial take, but I don't hate TERFs at all. I just pity them. So much projection and paranoid delusion over ppl literally existing and just minding their own business. All to hide their insecurity about their own gender identity. 😔

I was just like them until my egg cracked. Months of soul-searching and talking with some new Discord acquaintances led me to realise that my bl obsession means I'm not only a non-binary lesbian, but also a feminine gay man. Turns out, my inner misandry and toxic masculinity prevented me from reaching my real gender and made me lash out on other trans ppl. So now I can't help but laugh at all these confused boys who still haven't found themselves. It's never too late to stop taking Ls and become your true self.

My mastectomy surgery is next week, by the way. Will make sure to post the results!!! 🤩🤩🤩

I posted this at first in The Pooner Zoo thread on accident, which is hilarious and morbid at the same time :melchett:
 
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Kitty kitty cat said:
Omg girlies. Am I the only one who has really bad period cramps? Its soo euphoric but soo hard. The only thing that helps is hugging my blahaj and eating chocolate.
My terf sister says diarrhea isnt a period but she doesnt know my body and MY female experience.
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Oh my god. She really needs to educate herself about female biology. Google says that it's COMPLETELY NORMAL to get diarrhea during your period.
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Don't let her cissplain your own body to you!
 
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Listen, I'm a bog standard trans gal and I love it. I'm lesbian, love women, feminist, fuck the patriarchy!
Buuuut for some reason, all the man-hating in some spaces irks me. I don't know why, I've never been male in my entire life; that's just how my body turned out. But all of the cis women complaining about how men are porn-brained delusional narcissists... I don't know, for some reason, it just hits a nerve with me! It makes me feel unwelcome, even though I'm not a man.
And some of them just get so SHRILL about it too, like, talk about something else?? When the topic steers to rape culture in my feminist group for the hundredth time I just get so angry. Like no offense sis but you sound like a TERF when you say men are more violent. And everyone knows: punch TERFs!
I try to bring it back to the sex-positive aspects of feminism, like exploring kink and gender identity. I try to get my cis-ters to understand, going into very intimate detail about the exploration of my sexuality and my body. It's just us girls so I don't hold back. I just want them to understand that there's all sorts of fun aspects to being a feminist! Like, shut the fuck up about hating men all the time! Some of them are actually eggs!
 
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2mm and 99 others said:
Morning dilation done! My pussy is fully legal now (she's 18 (centimeters deep), lol!).
Encountered some minor problems, my left labia got black and has a little bit of necrosis. Dr Suporn's nurse says it's not an issue tho. I've introduced her to my plush dinosaur collection I've took here in my suitcase.
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You need to get a consultarion with Dr. Wenderstein. He's amazing!!! My pussy is so deep now my beautiful wife can stick her hole forearme in there. I don't even mind the necrosis or the fecal leakage!! I'm so euphorixic I finally have my own vangina!!

Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!
 
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BigMeanFutaGoddess38 said:
Hi, girlies,

so this question might be a little awkward and very unusual to you all, and I'm sooo guilty for asking, but is it normal for me, a total, legit, golden star lesbian, to crave a man's dick? My usual porn of choice were femboys and futanari girls since they are so genderfluid and sapphic-coded, and I tend to block work that features any cis men, for the record. Oooh the female hormones must be warping my dyke lesbian brain into liking big strong featureless men, noooo (but also kinda yes????)

Despite being a lesbian, I fantasise about being taken by a dominant man who shows me my place as a stupid useless woman a lot recently, but each time after doing the deed I find myself lesbian confused and lesbian disgusted. Is this normal? Am I still a giant-ass lesbian after this???? Do I need to lower my E dosage to avoid turning from a lesbian to a massive hyper bimbo slut???? I mean it would be super gender-affirming and euphoric, but, like, I still want to lesbian with other lesbians??? Ugh idk how to explain this.

I'm so totally scared, plz helppp.
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Kill pooners. Behead pooners. Roundhouse kick a pooner into the concrete. Slam dunk a pooner baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy theyfabs. Defecate in a pooners food. Launch pooners into the sun. Stir fry pooners in a wok. Toss pooners into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pooners gas tank. Judo throw pooners into a wood chipper. Twist pooners heads off. Report pooners to the IRS. Karate chop pooners in half. Curb stomp pregnant black pooners. Trap pooners in quicksand. Crush pooners in the trash compactor. Liquefy pooners in a vat of acid. Eat pooners. Dissect pooners. Exterminate pooners in the gas chamber. Stomp pooner skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pooners in the oven. Lobotomize pooners. Mandatory abortions for pooners. Grind pooner fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pooners in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pooners with a ray gun. Kick old pooners down the stairs. Feed pooners to alligators. Slice pooners with a katana.
 
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Kill pooners. Behead pooners. Roundhouse kick a pooner into the concrete. Slam dunk a pooner baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy theyfabs. Defecate in a pooners food. Launch pooners into the sun. Stir fry pooners in a wok. Toss pooners into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pooners gas tank. Judo throw pooners into a wood chipper. Twist pooners heads off. Report pooners to the IRS. Karate chop pooners in half. Curb stomp pregnant black pooners. Trap pooners in quicksand. Crush pooners in the trash compactor. Liquefy pooners in a vat of acid. Eat pooners. Dissect pooners. Exterminate pooners in the gas chamber. Stomp pooner skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pooners in the oven. Lobotomize pooners. Mandatory abortions for pooners. Grind pooner fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pooners in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pooners with a ray gun. Kick old pooners down the stairs. Feed pooners to alligators. Slice pooners with a katana.
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So true, sister! I fucking hate how FTMs think they're not included in the patriarchy. I went to a local trans meetup and there was an FTM who made fun of my appearance and body odor. What an entitled little incel prick trying to police women's bodies. I thought we had established that women can wear anything they want, so I can choose to show off as much skin as I want. And unlike that rude little twink, I wasn't born with a vagina and natural estrogen, so of course I'm going to sweat and have boysmell. I'm 6'2" but he managed to make me feel so small and made my safety feel threatened. We need to seriously talk about how transmisogynistic FTMs are. When a woman says she wants to be a man, everyone's like "yesss I hate being a woman!". But when I talk about how I want to be a cute little submissive and breedable anime girl and pursue my dream as an OnlyFans model, everyone's like "being a woman isn't all about porn". It must be nice to have the OPTION from birth to be a gangbang pornstar, whereas I was born with a penis and physically incapable of pursuing my dream job! I'm so sick of it, girlies.

A former acquaintance of mine, a furry porn addict anorexic twink, literally would talk like this. He genuinely thought it was unfair he couldn't have been born with a vagina and become a pornstar. He thought women shouldn't complain about being women and being creeped on by men, when he wants to be one *oh-so-bad*.
 
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Hey girlies, is it true that during HRT your prostate turns into a uterus or at least takes the function of one during periods? I have been getting cramps down there monthly, It looks like that’s my period. Anyways trans rights are human rights and all this transphobia is capitalisms fault.
 
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Fellow r/MTF girlies I need some advice. My transphobic mother is kicking me out of the house and I'm only 34. ;__; Long story short, my TERF little sister caught me digging her tampons out of the bathroom trash again. I wasn't going to do it again but my dysphoria got the best of me. I guess next time I'll just get them from the bathroom at the starbucks where I work. If any gals want to help me escape my abusive family, sub to my OF or and donate to my gofundme, link in bio. :christine:
 
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Fellow r/MTF girlies I need some advice. My transphobic mother is kicking me out of the house and I'm only 34. ;__; Long story short, my TERF little sister caught me digging her tampons out of the bathroom trash again. I wasn't going to do it again but my dysphoria got the best of me. I guess next time I'll just get them from the bathroom at the starbucks where I work. If any gals want to help me escape my abusive family, sub to my OF or and donate to my gofundme, link in bio. :christine:
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This sounds like the perfect opportunity to make a new skinsuit, girly!
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Hello fellow gay leather-bros!
So I'm a young (25) guy who is thinking about going to my first leather orgy, and I think I need some advice. I have actually planned on going many times, in the begining of most weeks hot gay leather sex is all I think about, but always when saturday comes around I don't feel confident or horny at all.
I kinda like the idea of wearing leather chaps because that seems really comfortable compared to normal pants, and of course showing off my dick (it's a shower, not a grower, his name is Mr Sprinkles) but I can't seem to find any my size (w40, l26) anywhere, does anyone know where I could find some?
I would also like to know how you know who is an Uke and who is a Seme at a sex party? Are there any signals or do you just find out by having a long deep conversation first? That seems like the best way for me, since I'm also demisexual.
Anyway, I really like this online community and I hope everyone is as accepting irl!
 
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