Post-Mortem of File System Compromise on April 30th, 2023

[Slav Power]

I love how Josh decided to give the guy a chance. I hope he does make good with cybersecurity or something. It's the least he deserves.

But now I cannot be MATI over trannies trying to destroy the site and further spread my blind hatred towards them and I am absolutely fuming because of that. >:[

 

[deepFriedBaka]

I have been corrupted by the internet. Can you fix that?

root@interwebz: kill -9 the_internet
kill: Killed process "the_internet"

 

[vomitusdeux]

At least it wasn't an egotistical stink ditch subhuman this time.

 

[shameful existence]

Did you mention the beauty of the Spice Bazaar in Istanbul?

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Just more proof Dear Feeder is a a decent guy.

 

[Null]

You got cucked to shit, bro, I'm not buying the current narrative.

leave then, I have no reason to lie.

 

[Coelacanth]

Null it's okay to say the troll was going to release all the feet pictures we had to give you to register here unless you said he was a kid. There's no need to hide.

 

[Rommelbutt]

PET THE NULL for doing a good job

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Glad the kid wasn't malicious. Hope he doesn't go down the wrong path. Epic p0wn from Turkish chad

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

There's a lot of children who know code to maliciously corrupt or steal anything from said person. Roblox is notorious for it's unpatched securities that forcibly steal items and accounts from players and make tens of thousands of dollars doing that. I still expect Kensolusbackwin to pay me 25 million dollars and I will be filing a class action lawsuit against him. You shouldn't underestimate how much children can really fuck up the internet. But yeah. I'm so fucking glad Kiwifarms is back up with very little damage.

 

[beautiful person]

Based Turk making Null stronger by exposing vulnerabilities while choosing not to use the opportunity to fuck absolutely everything up.

 

[The Last Stand]

I cannot believe that someone messed with the site without some ulterior motive of hating it's existence, but simply because he did it for fun.

Either Internet security is getting weaker or people are becoming more talented.

 

[SunburnNation]

I'm not sure if I should believe that XMR line. But we've bailed this site out before-you literally could not afford to try and pull the wool over our eyes. So yeah, I hope he ends up getting a good job and maybe can move somewhere without multiple ongoing insurgencies.

 

[Dyn]

There's something legitimately unsettling about still seeing these people crop up using /cow/ memes from over eight years ago and seething about Infinite Never. I honestly don't know what to make of it.

 

[Coelacanth]

Either Internet security is getting weaker or people are becoming more talented.

It's probably both. I remember some kids have started using programs to mess with Indian tech scammers for fun and most companies don't possess the levels of autism needed to protect sites in today's day and age. This was a really cute story though.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Shocked that it wasn't an obese tranny but then it sank in that they were competent and became unshocked.

Glad the damage was minimal and that the exploit has been identified.

 

[MrTroll]

You should have paid him in stickers instead.

 

[Relinquish]

I just want to say thank you for all your efforts in keeping the site up

 

[Cubanodun]

The fact that 1 turkish kid manage to do at least 1% of the damage than the troons with all their corpo connections had vowed to do to us say a lot about how useless and lazy they are

 

[Cuban Pete]

PET THE NULL for doing a good job
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Nah. Null could've been fucked over by a 17-year-old Turk-roach. Generally speaking, this shouldn't inspire confidence.