Post-Mortem of File System Compromise on April 30th, 2023

[CrispyLegs]

a single man

You didn’t have to dunk on him like that

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Confidence in what? We're not entrusting him with our government ID's and banking details. This is a controversial website with a lot of enemies, run by a single man. You should know and accept it's going to be hacked, and you should be keeping your personal information far enough away from this place that you never have to clench your asshole in anxiety when the database inevitably gets leaked.

Most people don't read that shit on the registration page anyway. I didn't bother for first six or seven times but eventually I did.

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

 

[Quandaries Sage]

I cannot believe that someone messed with the site without some ulterior motive of hating it's existence, but simply because he did it for fun.

Ah yes, some good ol normal trolling

 

[Prince Vegeta]

I miss good old 'let's see if I can' stuff. Let's hope the guy uses his skills to go into legal scams: cyber security consulting.

 

[Null]

he wants me to clarify that he's Kurdish, not Turkish.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Thank you Ooperator very cool

 

[RACISM]

he wants me to clarify that he's Kurdish, not Turkish.

Understandable.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I imagine myself in the Kiwifarms servers, leading my platoon. Our mission is to stop f^rmer dogs from shitposting. We hack f^rmer dogs but they keep posting. I ddos f^rmer dogs but I run out of IPs so I draw my PATCH requests and begin hacking f^rmers, since the site's security is way more inferior to me, I corrupt files by dozens. Then the site is taken down, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then DM'd on discord again and again. Null was paying me off with XMR like the coward he was. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Confidence in what? We're not entrusting him with our government ID's and banking details. This is a controversial website with a lot of enemies, run by a single man. You should know and accept it's going to be hacked, and you should be keeping your personal information far enough away from this place that you never have to clench your asshole in anxiety when the database inevitably gets leaked.

Confidence in our emotional investment. What if a hack took the site down? That would be very sad.

A man can keep his personal information away, but it's much harder to keep his emotions away.

Sometimes there's more to the world than user information you know, dynastia.

 

[Dyn]

emotional investment

I've heard of that.

 

[Matt Damon]

Your work is much appreciated, Jersh.

Now to get back to my regularly scheduled sneeding.

 

[zyclonPD]

Well at least my IP wasn't leaked again

 

[ñññ]

Who'd win?
>100 rich autistic trannies with a tech degree
>Some turk kid

 

[Slobs]

5 XMR is a lot of drug money... Pretty devious of Null to get this kid hooked on hard drugs so he'll turn into an absolute waster like Kirtaner instead of a fed.

 

[Very_sad_man]

Confidence in our emotional investment. What if a hack took the site down? That would be very sad.

I'm already sad...

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

You're such a different person from who you were just five years ago, it's unreal.

 

[Harammurabe]

I don't know whether to feel comfort in the fact that the hack wasn't malicious or feel concerned that the site was successfully hacked by a 14 year old child from a third world country.

 

[Cuban Pete]

Confidence in what?

The site's continued existence unmolested.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I can't imagine a more on-brand thing to happen than for a teenage Kurd to hack us just for funsies. Hope the kid does well.