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herion time?

  • IS TIME

    Votes: 19 37.3%
  • no......,,, meth time

    Votes: 32 62.7%

  • Total voters
    51
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One of my favorite vintage weird internet sites. Warning: eye-searing and prompts a midi download on the start page. Navigating the thousands of hyperlinks to see what weird outsider art, uncanny photographs, strange ramblings, wedding gown advertisements or music might be there is like playing some schizophrenic adventure game.
Take that page for instance. Smooth scroll down slowly while listening to the gregorian chants..

Edit: some sample creative writing/schizophrenic theological ramblings
Once her rudimentary training in elementary Theoplossey was at a
satisfactory stage of completion, in order for Antressa to graduate to the
next level of Magic, she had to decipher a riddle of Terra Lattine
structure.......it was set in the form of a Lanzikk Code and ran directly as
follows *
~~~~~~~~~~
The Three Principal Mindsets of Knollys, free from any determined
resolution, in Youth, as Spirits shall be treated among the advocates of
Knowledge attainment, are issued by the Cosmic Triad........
If the Mindsets will presently enter into public maintenance of this
Theophlosser's authority and send money to entertain 1000 soldiers of
their own for three months and command the forces here to aid them for
that time, they will bring all Chaos in effect to obey that authority.......and
cause all Chaotics to yield justice to Cosmic Order without the Mindsets
charge............furthermore, ye who are without should send an
Ambassador to the Frontal Line for congression with remedies at hand
for two more factions than were last seen at Court, persona non
grata............and if she be of good stock, and can hand theirs over at
best claim, then resources shall be provided for punitive action against
the Chaotics, except in such case as they join Cosmic in Harmonious
Enterprise..........this allowance is made only once, as the cost and labor
of LightBeaming are increased due to dwindling population in the
Esterbeian Core ~*
~~~~~~~~~
If Antressa would repeat the incantation " peerwing glander fander,
optezzooky baptumbeen ", upon each waning gibbous, then her
chances of solving the Riddle and deciphering the Code would be
exponentially enhanced.........
let us all join hands and sing for Antressa that she may indeed pass to
the next level of Theophlossey...........her sister grows stronger in
Zorph's Dominion.............
 
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