Post something technically true but misleading

[Cyclonus]

Every man on this planet has received a hand job from a man at some point in their lives. Usually a couple of times a week and sometimes multiple times a day when we were teenagers.

 

[Professional Lurker]

The military had a huge fireworks party at Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941.

 

[Niggernerd]

China is good when it comes to insurance fraud

 

[Cyclonus]

The Auschwitz weight loss program was a huge success.

 

[Cyclonus]

Double posting and bumping your thread to keep it on the front page are minor transgressions in the general scheme of things.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Obama is an ape

 

[Cyclonus]

Some British people like to suck on fags.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Half of the parties involved in a rape enjoy it.

What if it's a gang rape?

 

[Cyclonus]

Statistically speaking, nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

 

[Kyururu-kun]

A tambourine is a hive of baby cymbals, sometimes blanketed by a taunt skin.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Australians.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Imperial Japanese pilots are suicidal.

 

[NoReturn]

Cats can see the dead.

 

[IcyHotStuntaz]

Statistically speaking, nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

So fucking stupid... but I laughed... it has a certain Police Squad mentality I guess....

 

[Kyururu-kun]

A famous artist killed Hitler and was found dead on the scene.

 

[Vingle]

Australians.

Technically just british.

 

[The Last Stand]

The wrinkles on your face as you age represents how much bullshit you've seen.

 

[Cyclonus]

Birthday parties are lethal. Every one you have brings you closer to death.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Obviously Hitler had a problem with Jewish people.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Some British people like to suck on fags.

Many british people successfully undergo a cure for the desire to suck on fags.