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”one time i gave a blowjob in a mall bathroom so i could buy yugioh cards”
 
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"Of the £10,000 sought, £9,000 reflects hurt feelings and £1,000 sought is aggravated damages."
 
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”i fear for my life every day because trump won't give me money for me to waste on striped socks, used panties and a webcam to show the world how girly i am”
 
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“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
 
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”one time i gave a blowjob in a mall bathroom so i could buy yugioh cards”
 
”At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers.”
 
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