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”You're acting suspiciously and have outright admitted to being both a Juggalo AND a furry. Your outlook is bleak.”
 
”In this material the Claimant is accused of being a “KNOWN CHILD MOLESTOR”. It is said that “…his salivating lust for young ass is apparent”.”
 
*I put your dick in my mouth and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario*
 
”my therapist isn't going to like that "the website where i make fun of autistic transgender people" is in my life again.”
 
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”A superior community to discuss lolcows and drama. It's not run by an international fugitive that jerks off to gay child pornography.”
 
”My thoughts were constantly interrupted by intrusive Jewish thoughts. Is it Sabbath? what time is sundown? Does this granola bar contain dairy? Am I pronouncing this Hebrew word right? What phase of the moon is it? ...Is the Cloisters Museum within my eruv? When was my last menstrual period?”

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”if you ever feel bad for yourself just remember you're not as sad as the dudes on kiwifarms”
 
”Gender neutral bathrooms are a fantastic idea. As a woman who has a beard, I've been angrily confronted for using women's rooms”
 
”kiwifarms is like that mixed-breed dog that only got the shitty parts of each of the different breeds and its probably only gonna live to like 2 before it turns into dog jello”
 
”nobody wants to hire an anxiety-prone lesbian transwoman whose Google Search shows a sex doll-humping gif and my bare behind sitting on an $11 cake”
 
”acknowledging my womanhood also meant acknowledging my tendency toward catastrophic thinking”
 
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