Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[Where's Waldo?]

“Please don't ask how I'm doing. I'm literally farting out of my new vagina.”​

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“am hole”

 

[Negg]

unfuckable lardass

 

[Schauma mal]

“You are worse than Reddit!“

 

[Gravemind]

”I too am a baconist......”​

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

“Please don't ask how I'm doing. I'm literally farting out of my new vagina.”
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[Xolanite]

”Idk lol apparently I'm "a woman" because I have a uterus”

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“I am not a faggot, nor do I want to suck anyone's dick.”

 

[Shiawase]

“As soon as [Marsey the Cat] was posted on r/place it was destined to be removed for the same reason a swastika will be removed”

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

”suck my flacid tranny cock.”

 

[Zirnwyb]

”I AM the Second Coming of the Christ and I often get confused.”

 

[Laburnum]

“Abortion—I say borty, a fun thing to do when you're feeling spörty”

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Christian is a cool guy and a great friend, and he needs your support and guidance. Don't abandon him.

 

[Sneeds]

>tfw no girlfriend

 

[thhrang]

As I'm currently using TOR to access the site.

 

[Thumb Butler]

”Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents?”

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“I think I can turn 49% of kiwi farms into a million dollars.”

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

”Oooh I know who some of the Kiwi trolls are now. Rofl. Glad you decided to out yourselves so easily. Keep trawling for your laughs while you are doing exactly what I want.”

 

[Where's Waldo?]

”The nipple removal thread made my nipples hurt”​

 

[BirdUp]

“Baby bird. Come on baby bird. Baby. Baby bird. Come on.”