Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

”If I want to make fun of a weird person, all I need to do is look in the mirror and laugh.”
 
“I fear for my life every day because Trump won't give me money for me to waste on striped socks, used panties and a webcam to show the world how girly I am”
 
”@Spacekatgal: Hey @SenSanders, 4chan has been tweeting me all day, and I'm very concerned about the American school system.”
 
can i please stop getting the one about babies grunting when they poop please
 
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”I want this site taken down! I want this site taken down! I want this site taken down! I want this site taken down! And I want it taken down now!”
 
”A superior community to discuss lolcows and drama. It's not run by an international fugitive that jerks off to gay child pornography.”
 
”You're acting suspiciously and have outright admitted to being both a Juggalo AND a furry. Your outlook is bleak.”
 
”right now the kiwifarms satellite is zooming in on this nerds license plate”
 
“I have a theory. Fried chicken makes people violent.”
 
"when i get a job ill pay the person who gets kiwi far.ms off the the website and maybe murder null"
 
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