Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[Yamamura]

”In this material the Claimant is accused of being a “KNOWN CHILD MOLESTOR”. It is said that “…his salivating lust for young ass is apparent”.”

 

[Autistic Joe]

”I'm running out of vaginas.”

EDIT: then when I refreshed: ”I googled it and found hentai.”

...guess that's where all the vaginas went?

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

”Of the £10,000 sought, £9,000 reflects hurt feelings and £1,000 sought is aggravated damages.”

 

[Papa stink]

"I hate how I jiggle when I jerk off. At one point my page didn't load and I got a look at myself in the reflection of the computer screen and it was just gross."

 

[Autistic Joe]

“THAT'S NOT A PRANK, THAT'S INCEST YOU FUCKING HILLBILLY CHICKEN”

 

[cia-log]

“10. According to the history chronicled on the actual webpage, the postings regarding Plaintiff were first posted on March 7, 2015 by a user with the username, 'Turbogook.'”

 

[AGP]

”Repair of vaginal prolapse following penoscrotal flap vaginoplasty in a male-to-female transsexual.”

 

[Sundae]

"♪ CHING CHONG CHING CHONG ♪
♪ LING LING LING ♪"

 

[White Room]

”I am the best programmer on Earth. Chosen by God.”

 

[WitchfyndeGeneral]

I AM NOT CRAZY! I AM NOT CRAZY! I AM NOT CRAZY!

 

[IcterrMoon3]

“I'm not saying you can't use Linux, I'm just saying you can't be within 50 feet of a minor.”

 

[Disguised In Cognito]

”Disclaimer - not a wizard, I just prefer their company.”

 

[Niggergante]

“This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke”
So true king, so true

 

[Sundae]

This made me laugh:

”i slapped your mama with the pickle, that's why i'm called the humper”

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

”Wtf... Why would anyone sign up there? I've got to be missing something.”

 

[Seethan Ralph]

“Fuck. I'm fully doxxed. You know which website.”

 

[Lurker Child]

 

[Roast]

”&/or”

 

[White Room]

Yahtzee!

 

[Anonitolia]