Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[Blamo2000]

“That is not how oopsie doodles works, stalker.”

 

[Sneeder Feeder]

”Wait until my mom and my doctor see this.”

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

”WARNING: SUSPICIOUS URL:

https://kiwifarms.st/

”

 

[Shiawase]

We came for CWC.

 

[Breadbassket]

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

 

[Shiawase]

“I have a theory. Fried chicken makes people violent.”

 

[A Crying Goblin]

”did anyone actually dox him yet? i bet he's got a small dick”

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

"You need to talk slow the AI cant tell what you saying"

 

[Zirnwyb]

”John Cena can't eat a tampon.”

 

[toilet_rainbow]

”i've actually been talking to authorities about internet crime since january 19, 1999 and haven't gotten a fucking thing done.”

 

[3MMA]

“Needless to say,
Queen’s Fart Throne
STAYS UP.”
,Nov 7, 2023
(This one needed the photo to properly capture the quote.)

 

[Shiawase]

Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself. Be true to your country. Be a real American!

 

[Shotgun Kiss]

”I've been trolled and don't know what to do on Kiwifarms, please help.”

 

[a hapless toad]

I love this one and I get a little verklempt each time it pops up. RIP Terry.

 

[Ask A Stupid Question]

”What have you got to lose now?”

 

[murph]

”Do not say that SpongeBob SquarePants is dead or you will be yelled at, on the internet and in real life.”

 

[Ventrue]

”Go to hell. I'm going to tell my therapist about this.”

 

[Hooked on phobics]

"I'm running out of vaginas"

The fact I know EXACTLY where this comes from, and the utterly bored and tired expression in the voice makes this all the more funny.

 

[bango skank]

*I put your dick in my mouth and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario*

 

[DoomsdayElite]

”no matter how old you are stumbling upon a guy who is a cum terrorist is weird”