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”I am not a million dollar extra”

I am though, contact my agent.

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”Yeah [the Kiwi Farms is] so far right that right wingers had to run away and hide in a hugbox because they were afraid of meanrates from some dude with a Hulk Hogan avatar.”
 
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“obviously Hitler had a problem with Jewish people.”
 
“It's hard to be a woman as I wear a diaper and there's shit all over my dick. The oppression of kiwi farms did this to me.“
 
”I won't respond to questions about KiwiFarms. KF is a terrorist website.”
 
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Sometimes the text just knows what your thinking 💀
 
”WORLD-WIDE OPEN SECRET, SOLELY MR. DEC HAROLDS THE ONLY TRUE GOD IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!”
 
“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
 
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