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”Edit: I decided to look back there for myself and my anus looks healthy. I do not believe I need to bleach it.”
 
”Of the £10,000 sought, £9,000 reflects hurt feelings and £1,000 sought is aggravated damages.”
 
”I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that The Kiwi Farms is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to construct gas chambers, incinerators, gulags, and concentration camps.”
 
”I curse all of you in the name of YHWH, that you die, and that YHWH takes your life, and that your insides rot with pestilence!”
 
”Oh, My Gosh! What the hell has been screwing your mind up? Weed? Basement Loneliness? WTFH is Wrong with You?!”
 
”Over the past several months, I have been seeing a therapist and not posting on Kiwi Farms as much anymore.”
 
”No, I don't play video games, video games are for babies and fucking loser nerds'
Whoever posted that if ye be a kiwi farmer is lying through his teeth
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*I put your dick in my mouth and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario*
 
“Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary“
 
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”I have doxxed people though, including an autistic 8-year-old who really fucking deserved it.”
 
”Over the past several months, I have been seeing a therapist and not posting on Kiwi Farms as much anymore.”
 
”restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.”
 
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