Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[tehpope]

“The past couple years I've been working on unjewing myself.“

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

”Excuse me, Marine coming through!”

 

[Sundae]

”The nipple removal thread made my nipples hurt”

 

[cakeiie]

''We're not racist!!''

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

” FOLKS”

 

[Loona]

”I am a dangerous lunatic who should be monitored at all times for the safety of everyone around me.”

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

”p.s. I have screen shots”

that’s fairly creepy imo.

 

[Lokenstien]

”I fucking hate you. You've had to fuck my life up even more so, all in the name of some cheap laugh you fucking tard.”

 

[deepFriedBaka]

”I've beaten a man unconscious with my bare hands while bleeding from a gunshot wound, and on a different occasion sliced open another like a salmon while staring him in the eyes”

 

[Donutcapybara]

”What do you want from me? What do you want from me? Please! Tell me what you want from me?”

 

[Bluntman and Chronic]

”Banned from chat.”

 

[TheBest]

”I want this site taken down! I want this site taken down! I want this site taken down! I want this site taken down! And I want it taken down now!”

 

[Blamo]

Wow! We've got four likes already!

 

[F/lying Frankenstein]

”Why am I on kiwifarms again? Oh against my will, that's right.”

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

”ah, kiwifarms - which oddly has nothing to do with New Zealand or farming, but something much nastier.”

 

[Sundae]

”FIRED FROM LIFE!!!”

 

[Haffhart]

”What's wrong with being subhuman?”

 

[Blamo]

>tfw mom is bribing me with money to leave the house and take the black construction paper off of my windows

 

[Decepticon Spy]

”The LGBTQ community leaders insist that this site not even be mentioned publicly.”

 

[thhrang]

”The fuck is wrong with his balls?”