Post videos of Indians getting hit by trains

[troonshine]

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Oh you're wrong. Sink holes just open up and swallow people and escalators eat people. There's a video of a massive dump truck running over what appears to be a sphere of solid concrete that shoots out from the side under the pressure and headshots a guy. There's one of a guy dropping a bundle to the floor of a box truck and the whole back ignites. I still wonder how. I assume it was some sort of spark, possibly static, igniting.. something. But the back had been open, letting air cycle in. Just baffling. Tigers just snatch up bugmen like it's 5000 B.C.

There's one of a car accident where one of the car's wheels comes off, rolls for several streets then hits a bump and jumps high enough to headshot some woman and takes her out instantly.
A guy is standing next to a building and suddenly an entire brick wall flattens him.
A guy on a moped very slowly rear ends a parked truck, with no attempt to avoid it, catches fire for no reason and the moped explodes.
A guy gets his sleve caught in a lathe and gets spun around, eventually getting mangled into a junji ito uzumaki spiral.

Not to mention the subgenre of "Chinks intentionally hitting pedestrians with their car". They speed up and swerve into them. I saw one that got hit, the guy pops his head out of the car to look at the guy on the ground, then runs him over again.

The cherry on top is that these happen in broad daylight, with dozens of witnesses, and none of them react. It's surreal enough to see a chink suddenly catch fire and explode, but it takes on a whole new dimension when he's burning in plain sight of ten others and no one even looks at him.

I'm sure there are some good car deaths, but not elephants.

The train death count is very high because of this, as well as poors hanging on the outside of the train:

That jeet is coping. Most don't make an effort to get out of the way. You'd think that hearing/seeing a giant metal bullet would trigger your flight instinct and get you to safety, but these jeets just stand there like they don't even notice it.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

That jeet is coping. Most don't make an effort to get out of the way. You'd think that hearing/seeing a giant metal bullet would trigger your flight instinct and get you to safety, but these jeets just stand there like they don't even notice it.

Some of them were on the outside of the tracks. I think they didn't care about the noise because they didn't expect to get hit and they didn't realize that parts of the train are jutting out beyond the tracks. Retardation any way you look at it.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

A guy is standing next to a building and suddenly an entire brick wall flattens him.
A guy on a moped very slowly rear ends a parked truck, with no attempt to avoid it, catches fire for no reason and the moped explodes.
A guy gets his sleve caught in a lathe and gets spun around, eventually getting mangled into a junji ito uzumaki spiral.

If that's not more Looney Tunes than 'jeets getting smoked by trains, I don't know what to say. Everything in China might as well be labelled ACME CO

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I'm sure there are some good car deaths, but not elephants.

you are wrong about there not being good elephant deaths:

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[Hamstirer]

I'm sure there are some good car deaths, but not elephants.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ifunny-is-having-a-meltdown.195734/post-18804236

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

actually, sometimes trains do behave unexpectedly:

I knew this was connected somehow to Zucker, Abraham, and Zucker. Maybe my midwest bias but height of comedy. I've been laughing at this scene for ten minutes straight.

 

[Kees H]

My favorite pasttime is watching pajeets getting hit by the apex predator of India (if you disregard basic hygiene), trains, based thread.

 

[berry bruiser]

wonderful thread. nothing makes me happier than seeing pajeets get wiped off the face of the earth.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Geez some of these jeets get vaporized. How hard is it to not get hit by a fucking train? How is the apex predator on the sub-continent something, slow, large, loud and runs on rails? Do you think they get a pity reincarnation after getting a literal train run over them?

 

[Pee Cola]

Offshoots of this thread could be just what the doctor ordered. Imagine a whole board full of people dying in very specific ways.

 

[inception_state]

This one is a compilation with a David Attenborough AI narration, 10/10. It's a clip from this absolutely brutal satirical documentary: India - The Worst Country On Earth (Codex Pajeet II). Maybe link it in the OP @Rome's rightful successor?

A few unedited clips:

Bonus Luma AI meme:

 

[PovertySprocket]

A couple of vids seem to be youths loitering on the track, probably some indian fad similar to planking where you get a vid of yourself being near missed by a train while doing a relaxed pose.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

I am kinda sick in the head and laughed hard at some of those.
Used to live next to train tracks as a kid, learned to no fuck with trains at early age. Witnessed some deaths too. Watching those videos makes me wonder if all Indians are truly retarded.

 

[NerdShamer]

 

[grimacefetishist]

Geez some of these jeets get vaporized. How hard is it to not get hit by a fucking train? How is the apex predator on the sub-continent something, slow, large, loud and runs on rails? Do you think they get a pity reincarnation after getting a literal train run over them?

Maybe they get to turn into elephants

Maybe it's the lack of horse sense that let's them chill out next to elephants that let's them try to take selfie on the track

Buildings, cars, people are all little dollie toys to elephants.

 

[inception_state]

Geez some of these jeets get vaporized. How hard is it to not get hit by a fucking train? How is the apex predator on the sub-continent something, slow, large, loud and runs on rails? Do you think they get a pity reincarnation after getting a literal train run over them?

Many of them are just retarded, like 75 IQ. They look at train tracks and think "I'll just walk outside the tracks and film my cool TikTok" not realizing that the train is centered over the tracks, not contained between them.

 

[Apteryx Retardi]

A couple of vids seem to be youths loitering on the track, probably some indian fad similar to planking where you get a vid of yourself being near missed by a train while doing a relaxed pose.

Yeah I've always wondered what's up with that.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Indians, with their oh so high IQ can't figure out that the locomotives and cars are wider than the tracks?

People in western Nations forget the guys have an average IQ of 77 (which is just being generous,imho). A small population of India leave every year to a better place like North American of the few that leave India and make it to the US had the intelligence/drive/resourceful to make it out of a shit hole nobody wants to be in. So we see the best showing up in North American. The top %0.5 or so make it and after 10 years living in the western countries and still don't understand soap and deodorant proper use or how the age of consent works.

I'm assuming you live in a western nation, regarding India we're seeing the most wealthy and determined to make it here considering they have to trvel so much distance. In comparison some Mexican wants to cross illegally into the states it take very little resources. A few hour bus ride north to the border and the climbing over a small barrier.

Makes it seem like all Indians as a whole are smarter but only the best of them (and that is not saying much) make it to a country like the US.

average IQ by country. India is 77 Mexico is 87

 

[Minerva Mink]

People in western Nations forget the guys have an average IQ of 77 (which is just being generous,imho). A small population of India leave every year to a better place like North American of the few that leave India and make it to the US had the intelligence/drive/resourceful to make it out of a shit hole nobody wants to be in. So we see the best showing up in North American. The top %0.5 or so make it and after 10 years living in the western countries and still don't understand soap and deodorant proper use or how the age of consent works.

I'm assuming you live in a western nation, regarding India we're seeing the most wealthy and determined to make it here considering they have to trvel so much distance. In comparison some Mexican wants to cross illegally into the states it take very little resources. A few hour bus ride north to the border and the climbing over a small barrier.

Makes it seem like all Indians as a whole are smarter but only the best of them (and that is not saying much) make it to a country like the US.

average IQ by country. India is 77 Mexico is 87

Hmm, in that context the Caste System makes a whole lot of sense. I don't like Indians much, it's basically a sea of retards led by a relatively handful soulless psychopaths. It is a pity, the languages and religions of the region are fascinating.

Not to derail the thread much but even their better ones seem to be mostly striving on being good boot lickers and shamelessly nepotistic. No wonder they are taking over corporate, they don't even have empathy for their own, let alone outside groups.

More power to the trains and elephants.