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Fake News Anchor

Fake News Anchor

Gets jannied, refuses to elaborate further. Leaves
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I've always taken pride in being banned from something, servers for griefing, forums for flaming and fucking with the mods, /ck/ for anything I cook.
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Getting officially shadow banned on Twitter for calling Elon Musk a nigger is no great feat, but perhaps it is the one I'm most proud of.
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Post your noteworthy bans, and if you can remember - why'd the faggots do it?​
 
It's not really a matter of pride, it's so easy to get banned in several places, like Reddit, and for not doing anything questionable.

One of my old Twitter accounts was banned by Twitter way back in the day during Trump's first election, probably because they thought I was a Russian bot or something. Without doing anything, I've never seen an account getting blacklisted in such a hardcore manner like what they did to mine.
 
I got permanently banned from League of Legends for racism on my first and only match for calling some French spastic on my team a 'nigger rape victim' because he kept losing his shit at me for not playing at a Korean esport level.

Haven't touched the game since.
 
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Pygmy Giraffe said:
I got banned from lolcow forum Democratic Underground in 2004 for talking shit about John Kerry. What a retard Chinese knock-off JFK.
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People like to pretend they just didn't like Bush, but I remember he was #literallyhitler to every Democrat I knew until 2016. I can't imagine how retarded things would have gotten if the Internet was at 2016 levels of development in 2001.
 
I got banned from the local petting zoo FOR SOMETHING THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FAULT! I HAD THE GOAT FOOD IN MY POCKET AND MY BELT CAME LOOSE AND I WASN'T DOING WHAT THEY THOUGHT IT WAS!
 
Fake News Anchor said:
People like to pretend they just didn't like Bush, but I remember he was #literallyhitler to every Democrat I knew until 2016. I can't imagine how retarded things would have gotten if the Internet was at 2016 levels of development in 2001.
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Bush 2.0 was #literallyhitler but for genuinely good reasons. The Patriot Act, legalized torture enhanced interrogation, intelligence tribunals, the needless Iraq War, corporations are people too, the shallow pandering to evangelicals (that he would later recant)--all of those things sucked, big time.
 
I used to get banned for stupid shit all the time when I was a kid, but as an adult I try to avoid confrontation because it gives me heart palpitations.
 
One year after I was completely done with League of Legends I received an email from Riot informing me of a permanent ban due to hacking, my guess is either my account got hacked and someone cheated on it or Riot finally caught up with my Tresh Q+E exploit of extendeding his hook which I'm still unsure if it actually it is a bug or feature. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
I was naughty on many video games but never got banned *sigh*
Twitter banned me instantly when I insulted Biden and they wont accept my appeals even after the elon takeover but that might be because my appeal letter was "I didnt say anything wrong"
 
there is this shitty online game called warframe that a friend of mine hounded me to play and i got banned after 2 hours because i typed nigger in the global chat.
normally this wouldnt be very interesting as its the intended result but whats funny is that it was instant, as soon as i pressed enter with nigger in the chatbox a popup came up notifying me that i was suspended from further play until some infinitely far away date like 2115 or something.
looking further at the warframe thread on here you can see why this is the case since that game is one of the most disgusting examples of wokeness in gaming i have ever seen.
 
Back when I still used discord as a teen, I got banned from a gaming server because I called a mod there a "whiny hag" because she is aping the chat, whoring attention, and worried about her profile's "aesthetics". I'm not alone iirc, I got a member or two to make fun of this whiny hag about their "aesthetics", and I'm pretty sure those members got banned alongside me.
 
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
It takes zero effort to get banned, why would you be proud of something like that?
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Because the enforcers on these websites think themselves to sit in judgement over all humanity when it comes to what is and isn't funny, decent, true, or on-topic. They need an occasional reminder that they're just a fat homosexual who used to work at Hot Topic and noone cares what they think about how we should behave.
 
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