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Guts Gets Some said:
Just what I needed.

This guy I know (I struggle to use the word friend, but I'll humor the notion just to share his secret) who sleeps with women regularly, and even though he has steady girlfriends, he's constantly on the prowl for more, sometimes without even telling them. His mentality is "It'll hurt them more to find that out" so he thinks he's protecting them by keeping them in 'ignorant bliss'.

Turns out that years back, when he was a lot younger, some older woman he was with almost demanded he make her a molded dildo of himself. She didn't love him or want him at all past that, she just wanted his dick again for her own use without him. (Can't say I blame her).
And he freaked out about it, almost like an autistic child in being disturbed by the notion.
So that disturbed him, when a woman essentially adopts the same strategy as him; but it's totally benevolent when he does it?

That's more of the pro-male and anti-female bias that defines his entire warped personality.


Thank you for this topic. I ironically swore I'd never tell that, but I've actually just waiting for the chance to. He's such a piece of shit; no sympathy from me.
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Your friend sounds like a fucking legend.
 
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YourMommasBackstory said:
my friend was regularly raped by her stepfather since she was 8. She got confidence to tell her mom about it when she was 22. Her mom said that if she kick him out, she wont find a man to live with, so she still live with a person who molested her dauther.
i hate this life
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Similar thing happened to someone I know but it was her biological dad.

A former friend of mine sold used panties and took up webcam commissions. Lots of guys scammed their way out of paying her, but it was decent money. She burned out after a session with someone who made her act for a humiliation fetish.
 
A friend of mine has been married for 15 years to a woman he doesn't even like, let alone love. He was a miserable incel, and this weird-looking girl drunkenly kissed him at a party in 2002, and he decided that was as good as he was ever going to get.

He also has a fetish for being wrapped in clingfilm. She doesn't indulge it.
 
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There was this annoying girl I went to school with and was in girl scouts with back in elementary school who was one of those teacher's pet types who really liked attention. A few moms including my own got roped into going to her mom's tupperware party so myself and a few other girls got to hang out with this annoying girl which turned weird really quick. By weird I mean she got naked completly unprompted and was doing some weird thing with her armpits while we insisted that she please put her clothes back on and watch the Grinch with us. She went to use the bathroom and loudly asked "DO YOU GUYS WANNA WATCH ME PEE?"

No we did not. We were busy being horrified by the crusty towel on her bed that someone accidently sat on, that Annoying Girl told matter-of-factly us that she had peed on. Never looked at her the same way again.

Hell, that's not even the only time I've been to a sleepover where someone got naked and peed on something while everyone told them to stop being a weirdo.
 
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A good friend of mine is super fucking gay and has been hitting on me since he came out to me a year ago. Its to the point I'm just gonna cut away. His family and most of his other friends have no clue, because he convinced a 9/10 girl friend of his to be his beard.
 
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A girl I used to be friends with wanted me to bang her boyfriend because she thought it would be hot to watch him get topped. I said no, and then I texted the boyfriend and we both laughed about it. They broke up not long after that.
 
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Years ago, I was friends with someone - let's call her Charlotte - who was raised in a strict Baptist family. She had a younger sister "Mary" who was quite the Jesus freak growing up.

Fast forward to Mary turning 19 and confiding to me that she thinks she might be pregnant and that she doesn't want Charlotte or her family to know. Why she chose to share this with me, I don't know. It turned out Mary wasn't pregnant, but I still found it ironic that someone who was once a super-devout Christian later saw nothing wrong with extramarital sex.

Here's the kicker: the day before or the day after Mary's confession, Charlotte told me how much she was concerned that Mary's boyfriend was a bad influence. If Charlotte only knew...
 
Back in high school I friend zoned this fat chick. She was fun as hell and we hung out all the time, but it was never going to happen even though she wanted it bad.

Anyway, she told me a story about how one night she and her friend (who was a legit 8/10) were bitching about how guys are shit at eating girls out, and it devolved into a one night only trip to muff town between the two.

The way she described it was hot as hell, and it instilled in me the faith that stuff like that actually happens on a regular basis in dorm rooms across the country. It's not just a legend. In hindsight, I probably should have pushed for a threesome.
 
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MerriedxReldnahc said:
There was this annoying girl I went to school with and was in girl scouts with back in elementary school who was one of those teacher's pet types who really liked attention. A few moms including my own got roped into going to her mom's tupperware party so myself and a few other girls got to hang out with this annoying girl which turned weird really quick. By weird I mean she got naked completly unprompted and was doing some weird thing with her armpits while we insisted that she please put her clothes back on and watch the Grinch with us. She went to use the bathroom and loudly asked "DO YOU GUYS WANNA WATCH ME PEE?"

No we did not. We were busy being horrified by the crusty towel on her bed that someone accidently sat on, that Annoying Girl told matter-of-factly us that she had peed on. Never looked at her the same way again.

Hell, that's not even the only time I've been to a sleepover where someone got naked and peed on something while everyone told them to stop being a weirdo.
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One of my old swim teammates had a thing about urinating.

It was performative in that she’d get your attention and then maintain eye contact with you while doing it. Happened on the pool deck, on the diving board, in the water.

Most memorable was when I shared a hotel room with her and got an unprompted shadow puppet show that was supposed to involve me in some vaguely sexual situation. She proceeded to get up to use the bathroom but someone else was in there, so she lifted herself up over the sink on the counter and peed there.
 
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I have another one for y'all.

I was friends with a relatively popular YouTuber for a while but he hasn't talked to me much for about a year.

He planned on killing himself on Christmas last year and was going to record a 5 part series with him and his personalities all interacting with each other. The series would be uploaded to YouTube the day after his death with the climax of the series being the suicide itself.

https://imgur.com/a/D6JaotA

He's still alive btw and appears to be doing better but idk if it's only for show or if he's really alright now.
 
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