Post your rap lyrics here on the Farms and judge it on a scale of 1 to 10. - Let’s have some fun rapping about nothing.

[pikagutz]

Your girl swallowing my swimmers,
Call that shit vore.
1 inch deep in your bitch
Shakin' her down to her core

You think you can compete, uh?
Yuh, eat my shit
Human centipede ass bitch

Cuckin your ass
Finishin fast like the flash
Slappin my cock across her face
Call that shit Animal Crossing

Note: I have no clue what the fuck any of this is

 

[Chan Fan]

So
You came here to sh*tpost
And disrespect our host
Getting Islamic content left and right
You're an SJW
Picked the wrong side of the fight
You better run, better take flight,
Your memes are stale
Posts are a disaster
getting pwned by @Pissmaster
down voted at every turn
you joined the farms to reign
over all the noobs
so how do you explain
your sorry excuse
of a crappy avatar
better find a noose
to hang yo dumb*ss
get away from the screen
beat off in the closet
like David Carradine

 

[Starving Autist]

Totally original content, donut steel.

Yo I’m MC Insecure – what’s up?
I really don’t think that I’m good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt
Aw, I think I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me

I like Jon Lajoie.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Another day another dollar to be checked, right?
I'm on the ave trying to get my game tight
Head lights hit the corner!
And I'm on a fifth of that gin, strapped with my Mac-Ten
Thirty-one reasons, a hater better think first!
If it's funk, I'm letting off a quick burst!
Kinda perked, but never too perked though:
It's ya chance, three deep in a four door
Celebrities wish they catching me out of pocket
And if they stop: I'm jetting like a rocket!
A young hog on the track when I'm derpin'
Perking like Folgers, and I'm serving boulders
Getting each and every sale:
Hella fools got Llallo but I clientele!
So as I kick back, on the dope track
And let my mills stack forever...