Poster boy @RepStephenLynch campaign ad - The cutout would probably beat John in an election

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Your preferred choice for District 8 Representative:

  • Stephen Lynch

    Votes: 21 23.1%

  • Christopher Voehl

    Votes: 3 3.3%

  • John Flynt

    Votes: 5 5.5%

  • King K. Rool

    Votes: 17 18.7%

  • Warren Lynch

    Votes: 16 17.6%

  • Adolf Hitler

    Votes: 29 31.9%
  • Total voters
    91
Optimus Prime said:
that doesn't explain why it's obvious Wu isn't riding the fucking bike while filming since we can clearly tell the body structure is different.
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It's not entirely clear to me that's an actual thing, rather than wishful thinking. If nothing else, comparing the video to photos of Wu standing next to the bike, it's clear that the figure in the video is exactly the same height as Wu. The figure's knee is about level with the bike's engine mount, consistent with Wu's height relative to the bike.

Considering Wu is freakishly tall, I'd say the chances of finding a body double for a no-budget web ad is basically zero. It makes no sense to me that they'd even try.
 
Norvic said:
It's not entirely clear to me that's an actual thing, rather than wishful thinking. If nothing else, comparing the video to photos of Wu standing next to the bike, it's clear that the figure in the video is exactly the same height as Wu. The figure's knee is about level with the bike's engine mount, consistent with Wu's height relative to the bike.
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Yeah, but on the other hand, is Wu seriously giving that much of a shit about the hair that they can't even do a long shot of the bike coming to a stop and the driver taking the helmet off, revealing that it's Wu? Or, maybe not even riding with the helmet since last I checked, that isn't actually legally required. Wu totally could just hop on the bike and drive off in a straight line.

It's a full body suit for a reason since before the political ads that required them to actually ride the damn thing, every time that bike appeared, Wu was NOT in a full body suit or had a helmet on their person.

Considering Wu is freakishly tall, I'd say the chances of finding a body double for a no-budget web ad is basically zero. It makes no sense to me that they'd even try.
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You have to remember this is the same motherfucker who thought campaigning in states outside of Massachusets made any sense...or that as part of the political campaign they should fly down to fucking DISNEY WORLD to attend the final day of DisneyQuest.

Nothing Wu does makes sense beyond the idea of self-glorification. This is the campaign Wu wants to run even if parts of it have to be blatantly faked - so long as the final product looks good to Wu, that's all that they care about. And what works for Wu generally doesn't work for the rest of society suffice to say.
 
Y'all are pretty weird with the persistent conspiracy theories that Brianna does not ride her motorcycle.
Ask the Norwood Dems. She showed up to their meeting after driving the bike there, and her hair was all over the place.
I may in fact have pictures of the hair. Y'all will probably get a kick out of it if I do.
She also put on way too much powder makeup and it was all in her hair.
 
W person cow said:
Y'all are pretty weird with the persistent conspiracy theories that Brianna does not ride her motorcycle.
Ask the Norwood Dems. She showed up to their meeting after driving the bike there, and her hair was all over the place.
I may in fact have pictures of the hair. Y'all will probably get a kick out of it if I do.
She also put on way too much powder makeup and it was all in her hair.
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For what it's worth, I believe you. Wu would not have openly bragged about failing the written portion of the motorcycle license test so many times if she had not been successful in acquiring the license at the end of all of it.

Also please share photos.
 
W person cow said:
Y'all are pretty weird with the persistent conspiracy theories that Brianna does not ride her motorcycle.
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Yeah it's so weird that we think that someone who lies constantly just to make himself to look more badass than his pathetic self actually is would lie about something to make himself look more badass than his pathetic self actually is.
 
As far as the bikespiracy goes, didn't Wu used to have a Vespa to pop around on? If she used to ride around on that, I'm sure she could ride a bike.
 
It looks like our pollsters are suggesting that Adolf Hitler may make a surprise upset in this primary followed closely by @RepStephenLynch.

@Null I would like to kindly suggest that Kiwi Farms shows which candidate it stands behind on 4 September. Let's show America and the world that we stand behind Congressman Lynch, a REAL man of the people.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Yeah it's so weird that we think that someone who lies constantly just to make himself to look more badass than his pathetic self actually is would lie about something to make himself look more badass than his pathetic self actually is.
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It's not far fetched that Brianna would lie. It's just that she isn't lying about riding a bike. And kind of far fetched that some random indie videographer would somehow be able to easily find an exact body double out of Brianna's few friends.
 
Kosher Dill said:
How long did you see this riding go on?
One of the things our resident bike people noticed is that the bike is in pristine factory condition, like even the obscure flaps and gizmos that would get wear from merely turning on the engine are still shiny and new. (Can you tell I'm not one of these bike people?)
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I think she probly rides it every month or so. Like hardly ever.
 
W person cow said:
Y'all are pretty weird with the persistent conspiracy theories that Brianna does not ride her motorcycle.
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FWIW, racing sport motorcycles used to be a much larger part of the fetishized Sailor Moon/anime character Wu indulges in.

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Going so far as to Photoshop his head to better reflect this;

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So it's never been easy to differentiate Wu's delusions from Wu's reality.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
It looks like our pollsters are suggesting that Adolf Hitler may make a surprise upset in this primary followed closely by @RepStephenLynch.

@Null I would like to kindly suggest that Kiwi Farms shows which candidate it stands behind on 4 September. Let's show America and the world that we stand behind Congressman Lynch, a REAL man of the people.

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I'm third place and I *really* want to brag about it on my FB page, but I daren't :o
 
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