Potential lolcows?

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Not sure how you feel about famous people around here; but former OOMPH! frontman Dero Goi and his sockpuppet account Elmer T. Mollring seems like he's gone full lolcow in the last two years. To be precise, he's an anti-vaxxer, a religious fundamentalist, and potentially has ties to neo-Nazis. I found some videos on YouTube explaining the gist; but I think he may be deserving of a thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exR7ZUgof68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq6a0bksp1U

What do you guys think?
 
The tale of Awsomestrator, this could have been a lolcow. The basic story is kid was in a Skype call forgot his mic was on his mom catches him jacking off. He says it a virus one of the kids in the Skype call recorded it and posted it on the Roblox Forums. Kid becomes a meme gets doxed. Decided to delete everything. He is more of a tale of a person who could have become a lolcow. Yet didn’t which I guess is good for him but before he deleted his shit. He would go off on rants about how everyone is out to get him and he will sue. Pretty funny shit just a funny tale.
 
NotDiscarded said:
The tale of Awsomestrator, this could have been a lolcow. The basic story is kid was in a Skype call forgot his mic was on his mom catches him jacking off. He says it a virus one of the kids in the Skype call recorded it and posted it on the Roblox Forums. Kid becomes a meme gets doxed. Decided to delete everything. He is more of a tale of a person who could have become a lolcow. Yet didn’t which I guess is good for him but before he deleted his shit. He would go off on rants about how everyone is out to get him and he will sue. Pretty funny shit just a funny tale.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fc03poGNz0o
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I remember of the clip where he complains about his mom hitting him. IIRC he actually makes some really good points that she can't dispute
 
I Do Not Post said:
I remember of the clip where he complains about his mom hitting him. IIRC he actually makes some really good points that she can't dispute
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What are you mrs President and I’m already smart I’m going to 5th grade. These really Show the Intelligent discourse of this young kid
 
JSenpaiX4 is a small time YouTuber/VTuber that makes the people that wear ahegao at anime conventions look like priests and nuns. He is the perfect case study into what happens when your entire life revolves around anime and porn, but mostly the latter. Now, I'm no prude, but this guy is letting his freak flag fly a little too high. Also, he is an adamant fan and defender of Lolis, so he has that going for him, too.

His main content consists of talking about (you guessed it) porn and hentai. Specifically, our nation's brave and hardworking Twitter artists. He gets away with this by referring to "Hentai" as "Jentai" and having cropped porn in his videos and his thumbnails

Here is his second most popular video (The first one being a five second, unfunny meme about Redo Of Healer.):


Note that he sounds like if Emplemon was completely coombrained and had a slight lisp.

Other topics include:
  • Defense of Lolicon.
  • Commentating of VTuber Drama
  • Talking about the Sonic video games (Lol)
  • Rating Waifus
  • Rating hentai
...and, my favorite, his own VTuber anime. It is comprised of 3d rendered stills and ad libs. Miyazaki, Anno, Kon, Araki, Oda, and Tezuka combined couldn't have produced kino better than this:


Here are a few images of his thumbnails of mostly cropped porn. The titles are either cringy, horrifying, or just so bad its funny depending on how sleep deprived you are:

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He also has a Throne.me account (an amazon wishlist) where people bought him some lewd shit.

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My one hangup is that I just don't see that much funny in him. He's a bit of a horrorcow, if anything. If y'all find anything funny, please lmk.

LinkTree

Edit: I've watched further into the videos I sent . It's worse than I thought holy fucking shit this guy is nuts.:cryblood:
 
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'Supertanskii' from Twitter.

Supercilious, vacuous and self righteous 'look at me I'm so pretty' supposed Social Commentator with a mass following from fellow empty-vessels and human echo-chambers.

She comes out with such monumental thunk provoking speeches such as:

'F*CK THE TORIES'

Inspiring, non?

She's also a friend of Steve Bray (himself a possible lolcow) and likes to take selfies showing off her wealth whilst also larping as a 'right on, up the Working Class' type quasi-Socialist.

Oh, and she will not support any Socialist cause or charity unless she can personally benefit; when a BLM group, anxious about Brexit, asked for donations she refused and said 'sooo I don't give money to people who I don't have to'. At the same time she demands that people give money to Steve Bray 'just because it's the right thing to do.'

I don't mind people being Left or Right or even Centre-ground, but at least have some form of originality and don't come across as an intellect when you're a closet bimbo who needs to be spoon-fed what to say and how to say it on Twitter.

She's basically Tim Pool with tits and blonde hair:

 
I have discovered an autistic online named Rebecca Erwin. She is likely in her early teens. And she has been uploading AMVs of simpsons still frames edited in MS paint to feature her self insert characters. This includes a romance between a child and sideshow bob
 
CaptainRockall said:
'Supertanskii' from Twitter.

Supercilious, vacuous and self righteous 'look at me I'm so pretty' supposed Social Commentator with a mass following from fellow empty-vessels and human echo-chambers.

She comes out with such monumental thunk provoking speeches such as:

'F*CK THE TORIES'

Inspiring, non?

She's also a friend of Steve Bray (himself a possible lolcow) and likes to take selfies showing off her wealth whilst also larping as a 'right on, up the Working Class' type quasi-Socialist.

Oh, and she will not support any Socialist cause or charity unless she can personally benefit; when a BLM group, anxious about Brexit, asked for donations she refused and said 'sooo I don't give money to people who I don't have to'. At the same time she demands that people give money to Steve Bray 'just because it's the right thing to do.'

I don't mind people being Left or Right or even Centre-ground, but at least have some form of originality and don't come across as an intellect when you're a closet bimbo who needs to be spoon-fed what to say and how to say it on Twitter.

She's basically Tim Pool with tits and blonde hair:

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Agreed, she is vile.

Surprised KF doesn't have a thread on her.
 
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Had a hard day and on break came across this fart knocker on my YT feed. I think it's the weird transatlantic accent that rubs me the wrong way but has all the characteristics of someone on the spectrum/lacks self awareness.


Potential maybe?
 
Adele Maree an Aussie influencer. Won't admit her nose job is botched, lives with parents in her 30's, has a "boyfriend" who refuses to be in her content and puts in the minimum level of effort. She recently went on a Tokyo trip and her bf said to censor him in every photo when he isn't censored on his friend's socials. She got put on a billboard by Spotify and tried to claim that her agency didn't pay for the ad and Spotify put her on a billboard for free
 
I always thought it was weird that EdvinsGeneration faggot doesn't have a thread. I feel like he is a cow if you look close enough.
 
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