Powerlevel bait thread

[ES 148]

Hallo, hallo!

I am interested in your personal information. Please provide it to me. My profile picture is too whimsical for you to believe I am a CIA agent.

For instance, I am actually only 7 years old. How crude! Please laugh with me, my Kiwi friends.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Spoiler: You asked for it.

I'm actually an alien.

 

[PT 404]

I'm black.

 

[ES 148]

I committed suicide.

 

[DisapprovingCorgi]

I'm not actually a squirrel, I just play one on mainstream media television so I can control your every thought and make you love stupid things.... So there!

 

[PT 404]

I committed suicide.

Why would you go and do that, you big dummy?

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I once watched an "anime."

 

[jewelry investor]

I camp on other people's lawns and shout at Twitter HQ

 

[Draza]

I watched japanese porn yesterday.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm batman.

Spoiler: full dox

Bruce Wayne
123 Manor Drive Gothham NY 90210
Black batmobile plate = DA BATZ
Black batplane callsign = Batjet
Black Batboat ship name = batwaves

kid dox
Dick (Richard) Greyson Adopted
123 Manor Drive Gotham NY 90120

Wife dox
Selna Kyle
455 shitty hide out apartment Gotham NY 90120

 

[Coldgrip]

I don't actually like you.

Just kidding.

Or maybe I'm not.

 

[QU 734]

I've never used the internet.

 

[Changeofheart]

I live on planet earth.

 

[Red Hood]

I watch reruns of The Office sometimes.

 

[kinglordsupreme19]

I'm a Jewish CIA agent.

 

[drain]

i have autism and im a pajeet

 

[adorable bitch]

I live here.

 

[Tiamat]

I'm actually three opossums and a raccoon stuffed in a sweatshirt

 

[Graffiti canvas]

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I'm not really female, I just play one on the internet.

Weird, huh?