Powerlevel bait thread

[BILLY MAYS]

When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa in my grammar school art book. The first time I saw her, with her hands on her knees....

I had a boner.

 

[Overcast]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I hardly eat and exercise normally but I keep gaining weight.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

@AnOminous is my biological father.

 

[Desire Lines]

I am a gay.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I'm the very model of a modern major general.

 

[Fibonacci]

First of all, I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. And I am called Jack in the country and Ernest in town.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I'm actually a guy.

 

[Lunete]

My dox:

Spoiler

14 branchland court ruckersville VA

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Spoiler: My confession

I'm not actually a DigiDestined. But my best friend is.

 

[drain]

i have a boner right now

 

[Lez]

I have these shiny Dragon Balls that someone tough could probably take from me.

 

[Domo Kitties]

I eat a mean ass.

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

You trying to take work from @Heinrich Himmler ?

 

[Carmilla]

I am in fact a vampire.

...Okay, that was stupid. I apologize.

 

[Audit]

I'm that one guy who always talks during a movie. I get around a lot so you'll probably bump into me soon.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

I'm not a shark with a prominent bust

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’m president of a country, but I’m not telling you which one.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I wasn't alone

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

I am not Lithuanian or Paraguayan, I am indeed, a proud afro-american trans-mother and