Powerlevel bait thread

[Maiden-TieJuan]

I live in that state with all the Blondes, with beaches. I live right in the middle, where that one park is that is famous. My town is well known for this one dude, and for all that stuff that happened a few years back. You know, that huge thing that everyone was talking about?

 

[ES 148]

I am @Heinrich Himmler

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

I believe this website is litterally killing trannies

 

[Hardinthepaint]

I'm black, give me all your sheckles.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

I may or may have not directed several anime movies.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I don't get to bring friends

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I'm actually @FuckYou , it's a long story

 

[Black Waltz]

I'm not real

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

People were paid to grab me. They weren't my friends.

 

[BScCollateral]

I really like my job.

My job is being massaged by a slave girl; a princess of her native land, the steel of her defiance slowly melting under the flames of her own lust...

Wait, what were we talking about?

 

[TenMilesWide]

Sometimes I pull so hard I rip the skin.

 

[QB 290]

We are all existing in the dream of @big baby jesus and as soon as he wakes up; we cease to exist

 

[Medicated]

I am actually homer, autisticdragonkin, and brandobaris, this is my seventh account.

 

[Black Waltz]

We're all Hell0

 

[OhGoy]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/have-you-ever-almost-destroyed-your-life.47037/

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I married Florida Man in Vegas five years ago. It was the most romantic 10 minutes of my life.

 

[Monolith]

My name is Jennifer M. Coats, I'm from Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin, my birthday is August 30, 1971, and my favorite website is fakepersongenerator.com.

 

[Irrenhaus Inmate]

@Venus considered me a lolcow due to my :autism: on an anime forum.

I've since graduated to "Sports Sperg", which at least means I'm not completely useless

 

[Bassomatic]

Username: bassomatic
password: nullisfeg

oh fuck how do i delete!!1!11!1!1!

 

[Red Hood]

I live in that state with all the Blondes, with beaches. I live right in the middle, where that one park is that is famous. My town is well known for this one dude, and for all that stuff that happened a few years back. You know, that huge thing that everyone was talking about?

Nebraska?