Powerlevel bait thread

[Tragi-Chan]

I can strike a match on my chin, wrassle a bear and satisfy five dames before your pants are off.

 

[OWLS!]

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[Monika H.]

I am a proud Nazi tranny POC irl

 

[Reynard]

I’m the most alpha of shemales in my hometown. I put most men to shame.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I’m some guy who lives in this state.
:powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel::powerlevel:

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I'm not actually a nurse. I'm barely even CPR-certified because the partner I got stuck with in CPR class was a 350-lb woman and it was such a size disparity that I couldn't get my arms around her for any of the practice Heimlichs.. even the alternate ones just for saving fat people. That was a bad day..

So don't choke around me. Even if you're skinny. I don't know what I'm doing.

 

[Cokeisbetterthenpepsi]

im actually sugondese!

 

[cypocryphy]

We are all existing in the dream of @big baby jesus and as soon as he wakes up; we cease to exist

That would be fucked up because I have some bizarre dreams. Especially if I doze off soon after eating Taco Bell.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Nebraska?

So close. The Other state with the beaches. Delaware.

 

[ASU]

I learned how to chug whiskey by holding my breath (you can't taste anything without a sense of smell, try it) and it's the only way I survived the military.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I'm the only one who can disarm the bomb.

 

[Jewish Pawn]

Yea i shitpost kinda a big deal

 

[ZehnBoat]

i can speak backwards and pick locks

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I can wiggle my ears.

 

[Ravelord]

I am dissapointed that you guys haven't said the most obvious one.

I am a furry with a micropenis.

 

[Black Waltz]

my social security is 999-99-9999

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

my social security is 999-99-9999

My social security number is EAGLE

 

[Buer]

I'm not actually a 600 hundred year old wolf girl that likes to drink alcohol.

Although I wish I was.

 

[BeanBidan]

I jerked my chicken at least 13 times today to granblue girls

It's usually 18-20 times a day

 

[eldri]

My nickname in school was faggot.