Powerlevel bait thread

[sadstuck]

My legal name is Nigger Faggot and I live at 1488 Ass Avenue.

 

[SeaPancake]

I was born without wisdom teeth or a reliable father figure.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I keep people waiting all the time

 

[_Clam_]

I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck

 

[not william stenchever]

you may think that I am a turtle with an internet connection but the truth is that I am just a very capable tomato plant.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I made my hair look like Robert Smith's once.

And I've been teetering on the edge for a while, but this just made it official.

I have a crush on you.

 

[Powerdrilldo]

I am actually all of the local singles in your area.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I'm one of the Kardashians.