Powerlevel Thread - Come up with the best powerlevel post.

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In this thread we try to come up with the most intimate, ban worthy powerlevel post we can. Don't actually powerlevel, slow-in-the-mind. I will start.

Honestly, Christian just makes me frustrated. When I was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder (which was actually still classified as Assburgers on the DSM back then) in my senoir year of high school back in 2009 it was like my eyes were opened. I had always wondered why I was different than everyone and being diagnosed really helped me cope. If Chris would really think about why he does certain things, and just try to remember "oh I'm being a sperg right now" like I often do in situations I'm in, I bet he could overcome this hump in his life and actually turn things around.

I mean it worked for me. I can't speak on ever Autistic persons behalf but if I can do it so can Chris, and Im probally even more Autistic than him!
 
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Fuck, I've always had this idea to make some kind of thread called The Powerleveller in general discussion where we don't exactly powerlevel, but tell personal experiences or some kind of shit like that. You beat me to the punch.

This is how one could find the true incels.

Anyway here's mine:

dennis thomas, one of the OGs of Kool and the Gang, is my cousin, as well as his daughter who was on The Cosby Show, as I had mentioned in another thread; ALSO one of my other cousins dated Darth Vader's father

Edits are mostly grammatical
 
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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
 
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People keep accusing me of being a Khajiit, even though I'm NOT a Khajiit. I'm OBVIOUSLY Jack O'Neil. Whenever I tell niggers this FACT, they call me a liar. They claim I have a tail, fur, and I look cat-like. I simply tell them that they are fucking liars, and possibly on the Skooma again.

One time, I was accused of MURDERING Jack O'Neil by that soy-filled bitch, Daniel fucking Jackson! Like, what. the. fuck? I've always been Jack O'Neil. Since I'm the leader of SG-1, I can simply tell them to shut the fuck up. I'm NOT a Khajiit, I'm a huumoun!

I'm literally fucking quaking right now!
 
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My name is Akira Kurusu and I run a underground drug cartel called the Phantom Thieves of Hearts. I operate my business in a coffee shop where I live upstairs on the second floor at this address: 7-1 Sangenjaya, Setagaya-ku, Tokyo 154-0024. I take drugs and go into palaces to steal treasures for my next batch of whatever I cook. From heroine to DXM and cheeba, I make sure that I leave a mark on society.

Best,

Akira Kurusu
DoB: 16/06
Address: 7-1 Sangenjaya, Setagaya-ku, Tokyo 154-0024, second floor
Japanese SSN: 2093-3011-8910
 
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
 
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I am Latimeria "Coelacanth" Chalumnae - anybody else who claims to be me are FALSE and DISHONEST and are not me, who lives at:

Just Beyond the Large Rock where the Cephalopods Gather,
Bottom of Sea,
East African Coast,
(My phone keeps getting wet so I don't have a phone anymore guys plz donate to my paypal so I can buy more shiny rocks for my den purchase a new phone :()
 
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Jack O'Neill said:
People keep accusing me of being a Khajiit, even though I'm NOT a Khajiit. I'm OBVIOUSLY Jack O'Neil. Whenever I tell niggers this FACT, they call me a liar. They claim I have a tail, fur, and I look cat-like. I simply tell them that they are fucking liars, and possibly on the Skooma again.

One time, I was accused of MURDERING Jack O'Neil by that soy-filled bitch, Daniel fucking Jackson! Like, what. the. fuck? I've always been Jack O'Neil. Since I'm the leader of SG-1, I can simply tell them to shut the fuck up. I'm NOT a Khajiit, I'm a huumoun!

I'm literally fucking quaking right now!
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You'll never be Jack O'Neill no matter how much skooma you smoke.
 
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I don't know where I live. My diet consists of plain foods; it's causing a few disturbing side effects, but I think it just takes some getting used to. My favorite color is medium brown, and my blood type is wide spiral. I am allergic to music, and I am scared of owls. My hobbies are rock climbing, kite surfing, base jumping, zorbing and whaling. My dream is always the same. I am about 10 years old lost in the woods. I can feel something following me, calling out my name, getting closer and closer. I try to scream but nothing comes out. Eventually I wake up from the boredom.
Source
 
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My favorite candy flavor is the "mystery" one mostly because it's created from all of the leftover flavor syrups mixed together.
In relation to this post I'm eating airheads the first time in ten years and they still taste the same.
 
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