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One time I was at a party and a couple of the guys were passed out upstairs, one of them in only his boxers. So I unfurled a condom, spat in it and left it between them.
Practical Jokes - Beware, you gotta pay to play
- Thread starter oldTireWater
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- Joined
- Oct 2, 2018
Was in a dollar store Saturday and noticed a bowl of little watches near the checkout. Sign said they had alarms. Got three.
Had to go to the boss's party that night. There was no "please come." It was a "you have to be there because we are building morale" event.
Figured out how to set the little bastard watches with a bent paperclip and set one alarm for 2:17 a.m., another for 3:47 a.m., and the third for 5:07 a.m. Took them with me.
Waited until one woman was in the downstairs powder room and another was waiting to get in. Gee, have to find another bathroom, right? Went upstairs. Passed a doorway I was hoping to see - master bedroom. Found main bath a little farther down the hall and used it.
Heading back to the stairs I ducked into the master bedroom and tossed one watch behind the huge armoire, bowled another one as far as I could under the king-size bed, and threw the third one as far into the closet as I could.
Back downstairs without a hitch.
This morning's staff meeting was the best staff meeting ever in the world anywhere at any time. It was in all caps and featured repeated vocalizations of what the little alarms sounded like when they went off. And went off. And went off.
I'm a bad person.
My morale's improved, though.
Had to go to the boss's party that night. There was no "please come." It was a "you have to be there because we are building morale" event.
Figured out how to set the little bastard watches with a bent paperclip and set one alarm for 2:17 a.m., another for 3:47 a.m., and the third for 5:07 a.m. Took them with me.
Waited until one woman was in the downstairs powder room and another was waiting to get in. Gee, have to find another bathroom, right? Went upstairs. Passed a doorway I was hoping to see - master bedroom. Found main bath a little farther down the hall and used it.
Heading back to the stairs I ducked into the master bedroom and tossed one watch behind the huge armoire, bowled another one as far as I could under the king-size bed, and threw the third one as far into the closet as I could.
Back downstairs without a hitch.
This morning's staff meeting was the best staff meeting ever in the world anywhere at any time. It was in all caps and featured repeated vocalizations of what the little alarms sounded like when they went off. And went off. And went off.
I'm a bad person.
My morale's improved, though.
- Joined
- Oct 9, 2018
- Joined
- May 7, 2018
Requires deft hand and opportunity.
Store powdered sugar in a small receptacle. Wait for victim to wear hoodie.
Approach from behind and place sugar in the hood.
Go away and observe from a distance until the person puts their hood up.
Feign ignorance of all wrongdoing.
lulz
Store powdered sugar in a small receptacle. Wait for victim to wear hoodie.
Approach from behind and place sugar in the hood.
Go away and observe from a distance until the person puts their hood up.
Feign ignorance of all wrongdoing.
lulz