Predict how the Kiwi above you will die - the happy Halloween game for all family!

[Monika H.]

A colon to the spastic

 

[Wish I knew]

By waifu

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Commotio cordis

 

[Pissmaster]

Happens to look exactly like Trent, gets assaulted to death by Africans craving anus.

 

[Recoil]

A broken heart.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Meth overdose in Ed Buck's mansion, but not before the butt stuff, like, during.

 

[Where Do You Find Them?]

Peacefully in his sleep in his family home surrounded by loved ones, all of whom are in on the plot to poison him for the inheritance.

 

[murgatroid]

Heart attack.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Turns out the right stage exit leads into a crematorium

 

[Pissmaster]

Space exposure, after being dared to leave the space station sans helmet and recite the entire alphabet backwards before re-entering.

 

[Babyspackle]

Liver failure when the booze and drugs catch up

 

[Slimy Time]

Roadkill, run down by a car or fatal car accident.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Jaw torn off after getting facefucked by baboons.

 

[Remove Goat]

Unfortunate accident with a jar of cum

 

[Arctic Fox]

Middle-easterns

 

[Hal]

Rabid fox attack

 

[Recoil]

@Remove Goat
Bleeding out on a roadside just north of Kabul when an insurgent detonates an IED with a 90's era motorola cellphone, tearing through their unarmored Humvee.

@Arctic Fox shrinking polar ice caps and a concordant lack of prey

@Hal Shot dead leaving a gas station outside of Houston after spitting on a lifted cadillac eldorado full of dirty south hustlas.

(new posts kept getting added to the thread as I was typing)

 

[Longjack Attack]

box cutter to the throat

 

[Kenya Jones]

forced cyber sodomy

 

[Puck]

cannine aids