Predict how the Kiwi above you will die - the happy Halloween game for all family!

[Mr. Bones]

Death by snu snu

 

[Wraith]

Firing his skeleton gun which fires femurs at an increasing horde of zombies in the middle of the Mall of America. One after another they drop, splatting the ground causing an increase of blood splatters and potentially spreading the virus that turned humanity into a reflection of the monsters some people really are inside. Right when the final magazine of ammunition is loaded, Mr. Bones determines to use every last shot and go down swinging. Just at the last round when his bony heart is pounding in his skeletal chest he's killed instantly when a plane explode overhead and my last ex girlfriend falls on him from ten thousand feet. She survives and begins to feast on the carnage.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Heart attack while writing fanfiction and eating donuts.

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Thrown down a well

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

raped to death by a gang of 24 midgets.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Choking to death on the dick of a Donnie Darko rabbit cosplayer

 

[Ampersandy]

A motionless rainbow-haired, overweight vampire-hunter with a hammer and sickle tattoo puts a wooden stake through your heart.

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Surrounded by friends and family...


After being run over by newly gifted lawnmower

 

[GenociderSyo]

Gets strings cut by Rival puppetmaster

 

[Take Your Pills]

Death by stampede of hentai enthusiasts

 

[️ronic]

Falling off a cliff while tripping on acid

 

[Justtocheck]

Well, not from being shot in the eye, but by getting an intrahospitalary infection while recieving surgical treatment for the bullet wound.

 

[N. Gin]

Tuberculosis from the Gulags

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Shot repeatedly by EU border security after your accent causes them to mistake an innocuous statement as a violent threat.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Corruption and partial overwriting of their personality backup files upon transfer and re-initialization to a new Type III shell on Europa in 2163.

The case went on for some years in the courts, due to the damaged backup still being convinced of their identity despite failing checksums and missing key memories. With the contemporary expansion of the sentience franchise to dilute Separatist voting power, the backup was spun off as a separate individual as a ward of the state.

This unusual event is still cited in current caselaw.

 

[snailslime]

the anesthesiologist "accidentally" gave him the wrong dosage

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Trolls from Warhammer 40K ate them.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Sucked into a TV

 

[Sprocket]

Fed into a sausage machine. Product destined for Ethiopia.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Believe it or not, But lack of fapping will kill you. You will loose all interest and lust and your body, not able to adjust to the nonfap will make your balls explode with accumulated cum leading to bloodloss and death.