Predict how the user above you will get banned from Kiwi Farms

[NIGGO KILLA]

bites null

 

[0 0]

Doesn't bite Null when he finds out he's into that.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Just because.

 

[Ballo]

Sperging to hard about nukes

 

[0 0]

Said "don't ban me" on admin enforced forum Opposite Day.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Posts a self that's to handsome and the mods ban out of envy.

 

[MangledTwot]

Posts an entire thread dedicated to daffodils and other flowers. It becomes so popular that it gets 100000 posts in 10 minutes and makes the site lag. Thread removed, user banned.

I love flowers too, mate, but give it a little rest!

 

[Somar]

Harrases a lolcow offsite even after the mods warn you not to do that.
Hey if you're going to have as good of a start as @Ntwadumela, you might as well suffer the same fate as him.

 

[MangledTwot]

Posts goatse on every thread ever.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

Gets caught by daddy @Dynastia posting at 6 am in the morning

 

[Somar]

Lies about using the site for too long despite only making about 120 posts.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Still thinks madoka magica is relevant

 

[Somar]

Mistakes the "Predict how the user above you will get banned from Kiwi Farms" thread with the "Say something mean about the user above you thread.

 

[HY 140]

is revealed to be a lolicon artist/ TF fetish artist on deviantart

 

[opy702]

Two words: School. Shooting.

 

[Pina Colada]

Unironically spamming one YouTube Poop too many (same goes with memes) in the community thread.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Posting hentai in the Random pics thread

 

[Begemot]

Posting hentai in the Random pics thread

Is found to be a secret Mossad sleeper agent specifically tasked with creating disinfo on the farms.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Spamming all mods with dick pics.

 

[Somar]

Calls @Null fat