Predict the Way You'll Die

[Buster O'Keefe]

Would love it to be a massive heart attack while driving a ridiculous sports car, resulting in a glorious fireball. Reality will probably be some shitty cancer though.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Probably drowning, to be ironic.

 

[Orion Balls]

Alzheimer's. Slowly but surely, I will forget my friends, my children, my husband, and eventually myself. One day while laying in a soiled bed, I wont be able to swallow my applesauce anymore. I will ultimately die from asphyxiation.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Tragic skydiving accident.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Cannabis indica overdose.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I’m already dead, I’m just typing from the grave. Sorry Kiwis, you’ve been participating in necromancy, let’s hope it doesn’t turn into necrophilia.

 

[saisegeha]

After reading 50.000 pages of the Tranny Slideshow thread

 

[Jason Wynn]

Lung cancer. I smoke like a chimney.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Seriously, suicide. It's not a dark thing for attention and it's way into the future... but we have a strong strain of alzheimers in our genes and I've seen too much of it. People die of alzheimers and that doesn't mean what you probably think it means. It's horrible. Robin Williams killed himself because he had it and that bummed me out but shortly after that I switched to fully, 100%, supporting his rational decision to end it.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Suicide when my parents die.

 

[baku]

Horse dick up anus