Prediction thread

[Hummingbird]

someone gay's gonna try to run for pres

Milo Yiannopoulos 2024. (He'll be old enough by then.)

 

[Bassomatic]

Can't he's not US born cit.

 

[Hummingbird]

I predict these future Everyday Feminism articles...

-How to Break Your White, CIShet Male Significant Other's Spirit In 5 Easy Steps.
-Scent-Shaming: Why I Don't Subscribe To the Shaming of Natural Body Odors.

 

[Hummingbird]

All of Laci Green's STDs will finally kill each other in a battle for domination and take her with them in the form of a massive, spontaneous human combustion.

 

[Hummingbird]

-Hilary Clinton will finally meet her demise when Barron Trump throws a water balloon at her, causing her to melt.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

-Hilary Clinton will finally meet her demise when Barron Trump throws a water balloon at her, causing her to melt.

Alternately: Hillary is revealed for the lizard woman she is, and when her true form is revealed she will retreat back into the darkness she came from.

And we all rejoice... but little do we know that Trump is a lizard man as well, and so are all his cabinet members! (What a twist!)

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

the white race is going to become a minority

 

[Trilby]

the white race is going to become a minority

Which I don't mind at all.

 

[Hummingbird]

It will be revealed that Funny Valentine had recently found his earthly counterpart, Donald Trump, had him run for president and is now enjoying his cushy presidential job.

 

[Florence]

It will be revealed that Funny Valentine had recently found his earthly counterpart, Donald Trump, had him run for president and is now enjoying his cushy presidential job.

 

[Syaoran Li]

This one is for all the people who are familiar with the constant forum drama within the tabletop RPG community. So, without further to do, here's my prediction of the future of tabletop RPG communities in the coming years.

White Wolf's newest attempts at reviving World of Darkness fail miserably and Paradox shuts down White Wolf. Martin Ericsson then moves to Branson, Missouri so he can drink himself to death like Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas. He succeeds in his mission. Andrew Eldritch delivers the eulogy while Siouxsie and the Banshees serve as the pallbearers. Despite being a pallbearer, Siouxsie Sioux is afraid to actually touch Ericsson's coffin, believing it to be bad luck. As a result, the coffin tumbles and the former CEO of White Wolf gets pantsed at his own funeral. Nobody else attends Ericsson's funeral because there is a cash bar and Goth music sucks.

With White Wolf defunct, Onyx Path will go bankrupt and a lot of butthurt SJW freelancers will have to get real jobs. Meanwhile, RPG.net rejoices when Martin Ericsson's alcohol-infused pants are discovered in the bushes near Silver Dollar City (since he didn't get a decent burial). This victory is short-lived as the administration of RPG.net end up involved in a complicated Ponzi Scheme with Lady Gaga, Silvio Berlusconi, and the Saudi Royal Family. Gaga and the Saudi Royals are acquitted while several RPG.net mods and Admins are sent to federal prison for the rest of their lives. Silvio Berlusconi ends up serving twenty minutes of a life sentence before purchasing RPG.net and shutting it down. He then meets up with Trump and the two throw a massive bunga-bunga party at the Villa Jovis on the island of Capri. Many former Onyx Path freelancers are at this party as live entertainment. Berlusconi and Trump refer to them as "Little Fishes"

The Forge goes under after Ron Edwards is convicted of high treason by the Crown of Norway. Edwards is sentenced to 21 years in prison and is placed in the same cell as mass shooter Anders Bering Brevik.

Finally, somewhere at a country club in Uruguay, The RPG Pundit is sipping on a glass of fine Scotch, smoking a Cuban cigar, smiling in joy.

"It has gone exactly as planned!" he mutters to himself before taking another sip of Scotch and joining his buddy Zak Sabbath for a fine game of old-school D&D in the front parlor of the country club.

 

[Hummingbird]

There will be a news report of 40 dead during a fat acceptance convention when the floor gives way due to all the combined weight.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I predict that actual telepaths exist and are employed by major world governments, this revelation will make thousands of mentally ill people lose their collective shit.

 

[Trilby]

There will be a news report of 40 dead during a fat acceptance convention when the floor gives way due to all the combined weight.

Now that's comedy!

 

[Hummingbird]

Realizing that fingers are phallic looking, radfems everywhere start chopping them off. Hundreds die from the massive blood loss.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Anita Sarkeesian is caught blowing Alex Jones.

 

[Hummingbird]

• College "white privilege classes" will have special finals for the white students where they are given a vial of cyanide and told to ingest it.
  
• Ann Coulter will meet her death when her body gets so thin that it ends up caving-in on itself.

 

[Hummingbird]

A family in Sweden will be condemned for Islamophobia when they refuse to let a migrant marry their 6-year-old daughter.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

there's gonna be another revolution in bumblefuck, middle eastern country like the past 50 or so that's happened with the past 2 decades

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Chris will crash their car when the beetis finally hits hard, it will seriously injure or kill somebody, he'll t-bone them in excess of 30mph.