Predictions for Trump's Inauguration

[A27 Cromwell]

Trumpmania is running wild in D.C. this weekend with so many people visiting for the inauguration. However, there's an unexpected twist to the ceremony being performed indoors this year because of the severe cold weather. This has disappointed many of Trump's fans who paid to see him take the oath in public. What else could happen?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Just a boring, overhyped beginning to a boring, overhyped four years. A solid reminder of the zeroth law of thermodynamics.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Biden will use his vrill to obliterate Trump and his allies before declaring himself Eternal God Emperor of America

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

Biden will use his vrill to obliterate Trump and his allies before declaring himself Eternal God Emperor of America

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Drumpft will grab Kamala's pussy and turn her into a real negro.

In all seriousness, I won't be surprised to see at least an attempt to disrupt things, at worst another attempt on his life

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Lincoln's statue will get up from his monument and start stringing up niggers to make up for all the damage he's caused by freeing them.

 

[The Last Stand]

Hitler II: MAGA right in front of our eyes.

 

[Quijibo69]

Trump will have sex with Xi Jinping live on stage to get Tiktok unbanned in the US.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Musk will try to claim he's a hekin' epic Warhammer 40k player and use stolen models as proof

 

[pwintheth]

Liberal "daughters-of-the-witches-you-couldn't-burn" casting mean spells on donnie

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Someone will be taking a massive dump during the inauguration

 

[Toolbox]

Just a boring, overhyped beginning to a boring, overhyped four years. A solid reminder of the zeroth law of thermodynamics.

LA fires, insurance CEO assassination, and Trump managing to get elected at all all showcase this rule is finite.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

That one $Trump coin won't moon and his presidency gets off to a hilariously grim start.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Biden walks on stage with an ice cream cone congratulating himself on winning another election

 

[Toolbox]

Biden walks on stage with an ice cream cone congratulating himself on winning another election

Rogue dem activists try to swear him in anyways, THEN he slips on the mic cord and dies instantly. He's put in office anyways.

 

[The Last Stand]

A lot of pissed off fans that spent thousands of dollars to be at the inauguration only to be shafted due to weather.

 

[Hellwalker]

Trump will have sex with Xi Jinping live on stage to get Tiktok unbanned in the US.

Will he be the one doing the sexing or be the one getting sexed?

 

[Mojo Thief]

Kamala, looking mighty wall-eyed and flushed after her third pinot grigio of the day, is filmed tripping and slamming face-first onto the icy ground at One Observatory Circle handing over the keys to JD Vance

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

A feint shrill "FUCK YOUUUUUUUU" will be heard in the background at one point.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Trump will have sex with Xi Jinping live on stage to get Tiktok unbanned in the US.

He'll make him say "Oh, bother!"