Predictions for Trump's Inauguration

[Quijibo69]

Will he be the one doing the sexing or be the one getting sexed?

First one then the other. Then have other people on the floor join in on the fun!

 

[Buck Breaker]

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Likely just going to pass by with nothing of note other than some verbal or procedural gaff happening, with lots of pictures from the event catching people in funny or ugly facial positions.

Very minor but outside chance of someone taking another pop at him, or the event (possibly the reason it's been moved inside) - but I doubt that's going to happen or if it does unless it's really public it wont come out immediately.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Biden walks on stage with an ice cream cone congratulating himself on winning another election

Hah like that scene from Derek Zoolander

LA fires, insurance CEO assassination, and Trump managing to get elected at all all showcase this rule is finite.

I will say this. TikTok being pulled from the App Store shocked me. They have only been talking about that for 7 years now. But it finally happened. And I have no opinion on TikTok, I don’t use it, I’m just stunned that the timeline is actually different for once instead of being like Groundhog Day on loop.

 

[Core Theorist]

if Metal Wolf taught me anything about US politics, Biden and Trump are going to have giant robot battle suits and they have to fist-fight before Biden hands over the oval office. Looking forwards to it!

Real

 

[GratsTheat783]

Donald Trump and Biden begin kissing passionately on stage. An evil Russian-Chinese spy uses the opportunity to get a double kill. America breaks into a civil war.

 

[Pagan Min]

Danger Hairs across the country will erupt into crying, screaming, and having their heads explode. In other words, just another day in the ol' USA -- except THIS time, it'll be directed towards Trump's inauguration...

 

[There Is Light At The End]

More money for Israel

 

[Super-Chevy454]

"Star-Spangled Banner performed by a drunk FBI agent"

And he'll sing it just like Frank Drebin.

 

[LazyLizard]

the usual "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" and blacks burning down some cities

 

[Sho'nuff]

What will happen: nothing, a speech, he will fuck with people some more, nothing else will be heard.

What i hope happens, he takes the stage, screams he ghost penned project 2025, and i get assigned an insta thot. This was at least the last 6 months of its the end of the world again, comes to pass for these idiots and they can start to heal.

 

[The Mighty Banth]

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Nothing ever happens.

Because nothing ever happens.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Trannies will do shit that will get them hated even more.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Biden ascends into the eighth dimension where he meets a googol year old Warren-G-Hardingoid that tells him in fluent and eloquent Nahuatl-Guaraní pidgin to organize a taxpayer-funded grand wedding for Daniel Larson and his one and only

 

[Chongqing]

I'm just hoping for no violence. A nice, peaceful day.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

The only people who will make it in the building will be tiny hats while all his other supporters freeze their asses off outside

 

[Caesar]

I'm just hoping for no violence. A nice, peaceful day.

words are violence now and personally I wanna see the vittrol and salt