Predictions on Yanivs next antic

[Troontrasher]

Every time we think the bar has reached a new low he lowers it AGAIN!

What crazy shit will Johnny boy do or claim next!

My bet on him claiming he has had an abortion or suing abortion clinics for not serving him.

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

Literally everything you listed is something he would and probably already has done though. But this is if someone doesn't run him over with a car before he has a chance to continue being an idiot.

 

[Calculus]

Either he or his mother will claim the humans rights tribunal is racist/antisemitic when he loses his case.

 

[Troontrasher]

Literally everything you listed is something he would and probably already has done though. But this is if someone doesn't run him over with a car before he has a chance to continue being an idiot.

I am actually trying to think of something that would surprise me but at this point, no matter how crazy, sick or demented the idea...I can still see yaniv doing it.

 

[Wake me up]

He's gonna call Chris-chan, get Bob to answer the phone and scream JULAY JULAY.

 

[Junkail]

The fifth choice already happened with Cimorelli. No wonder the California high-speed rail project got cancelled.

 

[Calculus]

Fake suicide attempt (if that hasn’t already happened).

 

[Judge Holden]

Put me down for "will join some skeezy far left internet based religious group, purchase a ministership/imamhood/rabbinic shroud or other lofty sounding title from said group, and use his status as ordained sister priestess to introduce religious discrimination to his lawlsuit arsenal"

 

[Second Hand Syringe]

I'm going for the low hanging fruit here (pun intended), but I think the next premium JY content will come from either his eventual court date for the taser or the HRT ruling - whichever comes first. He always freaks out at the reporters and photo takers when he's in a venue like a courthouse or tribunal. Every time it happens he gets more physically aggressive yet he hasn't faced any legal repercussions for his assaults, so I think he's bound to eventually push it too far for the police to ignore. JY seems to be laying low right now so I suspect he might need to be poked a little to expedite his madness; hopefully that will happen soon.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I could see this being a shit show. If Jon has the balls (he does) to show up it could be a goldmine. He's already threatened Lindsay Shepherd and there is a good chance Ronan Oger will be there too.

 

[Eggsy]

Launch his political career.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

If he actually pees on a pregnancy test and it pops up positive I would laugh, and laugh, and laugh...

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...especially if he posted it to Twitter, you know how excited he would be!

 

[drtoboggan]

His fraudulent disability reminds me of Ricky's dad on Trailer Park Boys, only far less endearing.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Probably one of the first three listed (most likely) and then denounce Judaism and join Islam because feminism.

 

[BooneHelm]

"Hi my name is Jessica Yaniv and welcome to Pedoass"

 

[Chad Nasty]

Fake suicide attempt (if that hasn’t already happened).

This is where my vote goes.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Yaniv adopting kids, then proceeds to DesmondisAmazing them. Then he fucks them. And when people criticize,

"Shut the fuck up you transphobes! I'm proud of my little yanivites"

 

[Easterling]

Bets are on that he tries to take a TERF to court over hurt feelings, this is Canada after all.

 

[Troontrasher]

This is where my vote goes.

O he has done that.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

O he has done that.

When? I don't remember his fatass threatening to an hero