President John Kerry Appreciation thread

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ShahOfIran1979

Shah of Iran from 1941-1979
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John Kerry, reporting for duty!
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John Kerry was president of the United States from 2005-2013 after winning against crooked George Dubya Bush. Say only nice things about our president in this thread.
 
Many times in US history has linear time broken and become non-linear. This has occurred on several occasions: it is a re-alignment of time and space in response to an event that makes the normal continuity of reality impossible.

Best and most recent example being the death of Harambe, whose life force was an anchor to reality itself for this world, and whose death shook they very foundations of this plane to its fundamental bedrock.

The ascension of Jonathan Kerry from mortal to godhood is one such event lost to time and history and even memory, but remains entact somehow due to his masterful leadership during such terrible times.
 
Even as a joke I can't imagine a Kerry presidency. The man had so little personality that I can barely remember what he actually did or said.
 
The funniest thing I recall his facial features being compared to was a hound dog's scrotum.
 
Even as a joke I can't imagine a Kerry presidency. The man had so little personality that I can barely remember what he actually did or said.
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That was honestly a big problem. He had trouble appearing remotely relatable in any situation, and any time he tried to, he came off as awkward and elitist. If he wouldn't have been a pro-war candidate, he could've honestly put forward a more honest and heartfelt appeal, given he spoke out against the Vietnam War as a former veteran back in the 70s.
 
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