pride-flags-for-us - a tumblr dedicated to making up genders and sexualities.

[tasty humane burger]

I can imagine troons in a relationship where one is a femme and one is more masc (but both are cis girls) "reclaiming" the word heterosexual. I bet you anything there's a massive text post about it on Tumblr which sticks of REE from other troons, terfs, truscum and plain old transphobes alike.

 

[GayGayGay]

Holy FUCK some of these are borderline unreadable because there's so many bullshit tumblr terms
HOW DO YALL DO IT

 

[Meowthkip]

Holy FUCK some of these are borderline unreadable because there's so many bullshit tumblr terms
HOW DO YALL DO IT

First, you must hate yourself.

 

[GayGayGay]

First, you must hate yourself.

As a reformed tumblrina, I do on the daily

 

[ChickenGoesBawk]

You asked for it....

Why are these so hilarious to read
help mee

 

[SpergPatrol]

I just can't stop laughing just imagine your identity is a fucking smiley face on a yellow piece of plastic

Also apperenly being agender is too boring we are not just exceptional we are SUPEREXPECTIONAL!

 

[GayGayGay]

Also apperenly being agender is too boring we are not just exceptional we are SUPEREXPECTIONAL!
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[BeepMareep]

I actually love these xenogenders because they're so goddamn crazy that it's hilarious. It doesn't even matter if they are legit made or trolling because it's ridiculous all the same. I hope people never stop making them because holy crap.

 

[{o}P II]

I actually love these xenogenders because they're so goddamn crazy that it's hilarious. It doesn't even matter if they are legit made or trolling because it's ridiculous all the same. I hope people never stop making them because holy crap.

Its like going into wookiepedia and reading about the ridiclous types of tie fighters and such

(one of) my favorites is the hutt jedi with his little lightsaber

Beldorion

Beldorion was a Hutt Jedi Knight serving the Jedi Order and the Galactic Republic roughly four hundred years before the founding of the Galactic Empire. After being sent to Nam Chorios, he fell to the dark side and established himself as the ruler of the planet. He was killed in a lightsaber...

starwars.fandom.com

 

[Emo Crow]

View attachment 66868 View attachment 66870 View attachment 66871 Here's a flag for all those special snowflakes in your life. Not from the site but flags is flags.

Literally special snowflakes.

Also: “a freezegirl experiencing both a cold and snowy gender but also being a female”
Doesn’t “girl” inherently denote female? Or am I just really fucking dumb?

 

[Splendid]

Doesn’t “girl” inherently denote female? Or am I just really fucking dumb?

Oh you sweet summer child, you have so much to learn about modern "feminism".

 

[GayGayGay]

I've lost the ability to tell whether these are jokes or not

Spoiler: The Best Sexuality

"Homiesexual: A sexuality for people who love their homies. People who only love their friends. This is inclusive to people of all genders, or lack thereof.
Homieromantic: Same but romantic instead of sexual.

Blue: Masculinity, for our male friends
Pink: Femininity, for our female friends
White: Represents our non-binary friends
Gold: The value of our friendship
Red: The love I have for my friends"

 

[Emo Crow]

Oh you sweet summer child, you have so much to learn about modern "feminism".

I did a paper on third-wave feminism for English in 12th grade but I seem to have only scratched the surface of this atrocity.

 

[Trombonista]

I've lost the ability to tell whether these are jokes or not

Spoiler: The Best Sexuality

"Homiesexual: A sexuality for people who love their homies. People who only love their friends. This is inclusive to people of all genders, or lack thereof.
Homieromantic: Same but romantic instead of sexual.

Blue: Masculinity, for our male friends
Pink: Femininity, for our female friends
White: Represents our non-binary friends
Gold: The value of our friendship
Red: The love I have for my friends"

This one's got to be a joke.

 

[Emo Crow]

What in the god damn fuck is this supposed to be

 

[GayGayGay]

What in the god damn fuck is this supposed to be
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I think it's Aromantic

 

[Emo Crow]

I think it's Aromantic

I’m surprised it’s not something encompassing Halloween or something.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

What in the god damn fuck is this supposed to be
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I’m guessing mental deterioration

 

[Emo Crow]

View attachment 909818 I’m guessing mental deterioration

My brain hurts

 

[Trombonista]

What in the god damn fuck is this supposed to be
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It looks like the flag of an African country.