UK Prince Charles loves ‘gimp masks for cows’ that will cut methane from their burps

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Prince Charles loves ‘gimp masks for cows’ that will cut methane from their burps
Sean Seddon Thursday 28 Apr 2022 10:02 am

Prince Charles has backed a mask device for cows that would capture their burps to tackle carbon emissions.
The device is worn around the animal’s face and is designed to neutralise the methane they omit in real time.
He met with the contraption’s designer during a climate change event, during which he aired concerns over the ‘urgency’ with which it is being tackled.
Charles spoke with designers at a Royal College of Art event working on novel ways to bring down carbon emissions.
Francisco Norris, founder of Zelp (Zero Emission Livestock Project) said it was a ‘great honour’ to speak with the prince, four years after first showing him his striking invention.
The cattle industry is a major contributor to the planet’s carbon footprint, with natural omissions from cows putting huge quantities of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere every day.
Charles was assured the face device ‘doesn’t bother them at all’ when he asked if it was ‘annoying’ for the cow wearing it.

He visited the university’s new Terra Carta Design Lab in south London to meet with the winners of a design competition.
Speaking at the event, he said there are ‘crises that are confronting us in all directions’ arising from climate change, which highlighted the importance of ‘finding solutions rapidly’.
He added that, with the designers’ ingenuity, ‘we will have a better chance of winning this battle in shorter time’.
Another winning team, Amphitex by Amphibo, presented a white shirt made of their 100% recyclable, waterproof and breathable sportswear fabric to the prince.

One of the designers, Isabella MacKenzie, said that Charles joked about ‘the colour white not looking good on him’, while fellow designer Jun Kamei said he was ‘very curious’ about the product.
Charles launched the competition alongside Sir Jony, chancellor of the RCA, as part of the Prince of Wales’ Sustainable Markets Initiative.
It was inspired by the initiative’s Terra Carta, or Earth Charter, which is a road-map for businesses to set commitments for sustainability by 2030.
The four winners will receive £50,000 from the Sustainable Markets Initiative as seed funding to invest in their start-up businesses.​

 

[teriyakiburns]

He's already bought one for Camilla.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Shorten version: Britbongs want to make it harder for cows to breath because they think that will make it harder for them to pass gas to stop global warming or whatever.

 

[LordofTendons]

This is such bullshit.

 

[Caddchef]

Call me a traditionalist but to me it's not a gimp mask unless it has a zipper.

 

[libRT]

#FreeTheCows

UK is in some form of quantum state, both based and woke and then collapses into one upon observation. Sucks that it's biased towards woke

 

[uberzilla]

Never mind the gigantic container ships transporting worthless plastic and trash back and forth non-stop.
Nah, let's make some animals uncomfortable instead.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Animal rights activists ought to lose their shit about cows having to wear this their entire lives. Let them fight!

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Poor animals already have a shitty existence. Now some child-diddling ponce wants to torture them for the duration of what little life they're allowed to have.

Evil is real and thriving in Clown World.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Will the cows get a sudden spotenaous combustion since they won't emit methane anymore?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Poor animals already have a shitty existence. Now some child-diddling ponce wants to torture them for the duration of what little life they're allowed to have.

Evil is real and thriving in Clown World.

So you support lab grown meat to replace the cattle industry?

 

[Two Loops]

If I pull that off will you die?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Shorten version: Britbongs want to make it harder for cows to breath because they think that will make it harder for them to pass gas to stop global warming or whatever.

The reality is, this isn't the first time this idea has been proposed, and it won't be the last. There have been ignorant hopefuls proposing methods to capture cow methane for the last thirty years or more, from all over the planet, though most commonly from the US, because of how the whole feedlot system appears to simplify a lot of the logistical issues. They never get past the prototype stage, because it becomes obvious how retarded the idea is at that point.

 

[Corpun]

I refuse to believe this bullshit about cows producing massive amounts of methane and we need to force them to not breath or stop eating them is the solution.

How about letting them eat grass instead of the cornmeal shit all the meat oligarchs feed them? That's too much effort though and lobbyists don't want their bottom line hurt

 

[No. 7 cat]

Poor animals already have a shitty existence. Now some child-diddling ponce wants to torture them for the duration of what little life they're allowed to have.

Evil is real and thriving in Clown World.

Jimmy Saville and Anglican Bp Ball, both paedos, the former also a corpse diddler, the latter a sadist who liked torturing the boys he raped, were his best friends. Chas is most definitely a pervert. He probably got the idea from some preversion (Dr Strangelove, Col Rpper spelling) with farm animals.

 

[TenMilesWide]

I refuse to believe this bullshit about cows producing massive amounts of methane and we need to force them to not breath or stop eating them is the solution.

How about letting them eat grass instead of the cornmeal shit all the meat oligarchs feed them? That's too much effort though and lobbyists don't want their bottom line hurt

But it's so much more efficient to pack a bunch of cows in on a high density feed lot and pump them full of chaff and plant scraps until they're knee-deep in their own shit and wish for death.

 

[Dysnomia]

I refuse to believe this bullshit about cows producing massive amounts of methane and we need to force them to not breath or stop eating them is the solution.

How about letting them eat grass instead of the cornmeal shit all the meat oligarchs feed them? That's too much effort though and lobbyists don't want their bottom line hurt

When cows graze doesn't it replenish the grass faster? I read that grazing is actually really good for grass and encourages new growth. Corn makes farts.

I think this is cruelty to animals. I hope the people who came up with this are reincarnated as cows forced to wear these masks.

 

[Vault Boy]

Good to know that "our betters" would rather have more animal cruelty than tell China & India to knock their shit off.

I don't care if it's "racist", those countries create so much pollution that it offsets our efforts to cripple ourselves go green.

 

[Amphotericin B]

If Charles cared more about the environment than virtue signaling, he could have the less important members of the Royal family stop using private planes every time they travel and stop living in huge residences.

 

[Deke Rivers]

child-diddling ponce

I don’t want to sound ungentlemanly, but I think Mrs Prince Charles is past the child stage.