Professional Chefs - And the bullshit we put up with

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Hi mr. chef anon can u make me a bowl of chocolate pudding thx
 
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Hi mr. chef anon can u make me a bowl of chocolate pudding thx
Not pudding have sauce though

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What is your favorite dish to cook? One that you spend a shit ton of time on, but genuinely take pride in it when you’re finished? Because I hear from a lot of chefs (my uncle was one for half a decade after going to school for it) they after awhile start to gravitate towards a few dishes they actually enjoy while the rest feel like a chore or a waste of ingredients.
 
What is your favorite dish to cook? One that you spend a shit ton of time on, but genuinely take pride in it when you’re finished? Because I hear from a lot of chefs (my uncle was one for half a decade after going to school for it) they after awhile start to gravitate towards a few dishes they actually enjoy while the rest feel like a chore or a waste of ingredients.

I'm English so boring shit like sausage and mash but done properly are great
 
How come I can't get my steak to have that sort of crispy sear on the outside? I have a gas stove and stainless pan (also tried cast iron) and a BBQ that I can get up to like 700 degrees and the outsides still look a little anemic. Not like boiled-steak tier, but it still clearly lacks that proper steakhouse cook.

Same for scallops, but worse. At best, I get some light browning by the time they're cooked, even when the pan is hot enough to smoke canola oil. I think it's because I can't find diver's scallops easily--is there a trick to cooking those "wet" scallops properly?
 
How come I can't get my steak to have that sort of crispy sear on the outside? I have a gas stove and stainless pan (also tried cast iron) and a BBQ that I can get up to like 700 degrees and the outsides still look a little anemic. Not like boiled-steak tier, but it still clearly lacks that proper steakhouse cook.

Same for scallops, but worse. At best, I get some light browning by the time they're cooked, even when the pan is hot enough to smoke canola oil. I think it's because I can't find diver's scallops easily--is there a trick to cooking those "wet" scallops properly?

Put oil in the pan with steak make sure its room temperature when the oil is smoking then put in, with scallops its just getting the pan hot and not doing them for more than three and a half mins
 
I'm English
serving people who are never happy

Do you really get a lot of complaints? Even the most dogshit restaurant I've ever been to here in England still has a 4.1 stars on google, and despite being served the worst surf and turf possible and my companion getting served fucking smash in place of mashed potatoes I didn't see the point in complaining.
 
Do you really get a lot of complaints? Even the most dogshit restaurant I've ever been to here in England still has a 4.1 stars on google, and despite being served the worst surf and turf possible and my companion getting served fucking smash in place of mashed potatoes I didn't see the point in complaining.

Work in a pub restaurant the quality of food is shit but you try and make it look good, you'd be surprised at the nonsense people complain about
 
How come I can't get my steak to have that sort of crispy sear on the outside? I have a gas stove and stainless pan (also tried cast iron) and a BBQ that I can get up to like 700 degrees and the outsides still look a little anemic. Not like boiled-steak tier, but it still clearly lacks that proper steakhouse cook.

Same for scallops, but worse. At best, I get some light browning by the time they're cooked, even when the pan is hot enough to smoke canola oil. I think it's because I can't find diver's scallops easily--is there a trick to cooking those "wet" scallops properly?
I'm not a professional chef but I'm hospitality industry, have worked in kitchens in the past, took a bunch of culinary classes in commercial kitchens, and love a great steak so thought I'd offer my shit take...

Commercial equipment is designed to get lots of food out fast and has more power and heat than anything you will find in a home kitchen. Most steaks with a great crust are coming out of a salamander which is kinda like a home broiler but much hotter. Some are coming out of a pan on a commercial range that can get screaming. Others are coming off a char griller that has the same magic. Restaurant steaks are cooked as fast and accurate as possible and have a very small window of error (the time between too long and too short for ideal doneness and crust).

Because of the lack of it the same level of heat and power. One of the better ways to do a steak in a restaurant (salamander) becomes one of the worst at home (broiler). Because of the difference in the tools and the goals at home (perfect steak versus perfect steak fast) I'm a huge advocate of the reverse sear method which was invented by the BBQ community about a decade ago to get a restaurant steak at home.

Basically it's cooking a steak low and slow like a roast till you hit ideal doneness then using the classic super high heat (well as super high as you can get at home) to get a pretty crust. The pros are it widens the window of error so big it's almost foolproof, you do get a great crust, your preferred doneness is there and warm from crust to crust (no grey band). Cons are it takes a good while.

If I'm at my house my "recipe" is a Montreal seasoning covered thick ribeye steak sat on a rack and pan uncovered in my fridge for 24 hours to dry age it a bit (trim before seasoning and keep the fat for the pan). Then 2 hours at 150" f in my air fryer (if I bother to temp check it it's in the proper medium rare range). When the steak is almost done air frying at extremely low heat, heat your cast iron or stainless pan (not sure which I prefer, I go back and forth) over your hottest burner with about a tablespoon of a high heat oil (I use peanut) and some chopped steak fat. It should be smoking and screaming. If the steak coming out the low heat looks dry and weird you are on the path. Pan fry a minute per side. All you are doing is making a crust the dryer the outside the better. Mine end up not splattering in the oil and impossibly juicy on the inside with warm pink from crust to crust. At my parents house the low heat is a pellet smoker and high heat is charcoal grill. But you can use whatever tools work.

If reverse sear isn't for you (I think everyone should try it) you best hope is maximizing surface dryness, using oil, and getting the best heat you can. Traditional method leave very little room for error but can make a great steak quickly.

I rarely cook seafood and never eat it but I'd reckon the difference in a commercial range versus home might be the x factor.

Good luck and great steak.
 
How come I can't get my steak to have that sort of crispy sear on the outside? I have a gas stove and stainless pan (also tried cast iron) and a BBQ that I can get up to like 700 degrees and the outsides still look a little anemic. Not like boiled-steak tier, but it still clearly lacks that proper steakhouse cook.

Same for scallops, but worse. At best, I get some light browning by the time they're cooked, even when the pan is hot enough to smoke canola oil. I think it's because I can't find diver's scallops easily--is there a trick to cooking those "wet" scallops properly?
Use your cast iron pan on your BBQ, let it get screamingly hot, use clarified butter (can be bought at most grocery stores' Indian section as ghee if you don't want to make your own), make sure your steak was at room temp before going in the pan, put it in the pan and DO NOT TOUCH IT FOR AT LEAST 2 MINUTES. Flip steak, treat the other side the same way, and cook until a meat thermometer is about 10 degrees F less than your desired doneness. Let the steak rest for about 10 minutes, and carryover heat will get it to the proper temp. Eat and enjoy!
 
I started working in a cafe that doesn't even have a stove or an oven, just a high-powered microwave, and it still feels like a goddamn gourmet restaurant compared to what I was dealing with at my last job. I was running a skatepark snackbar with a microwave, a grodey drinking fountain out back so I could have water for ramen (there was no running water in the "kitchen") and if I was really lucky I might even have plates and napkins.

The cafe I'm at now is attached to a batting cage facility so our fare is mostly hot dogs, corndogs, and other things that appeal to the lunch crowd coming from the high school across the street, but we expanded into a sandwich menu. Our tri tip sandwich is awesome and sells great, our other items are also good but we're having to face the fact that our menu is too big and some things just don't sell. Our build-your-own sandwich bar is a total flop and we're throwing out too much of our product to make it worth it. I put forth the idea of making it into a hot dog bar instead since baseball=hot dogs ( or balls=wieners if you prefer).
I'm genuinely so happy now that I can serve food that doesn't look like shit and is actually plated nicely (for a corndog, anyway)
 
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