Goddamnit, dealing with the jeets at work is terrible.
They're mumbly and incoherent.
Non-tech people really don't understand how linguistic professional programming work is. Like sure, some of it is genuinely intense technical, lambda calculus, math type work. Algorithms and math SAT brainy work.
But another chunk of it is just as intense, but from the linguistic side of things. Probably the more impactful aspect of the job involves developing an elaborate shared language of metaphors for abstract concepts. Shared between you, your coworkers and your clients. That development involves lots of spergy arguments in zoom calls. Conversations that'll remind you of "depends on what the meaning of is is" .
And that gets incredibly frustrating when all your coworkers have shit English and even the more fluent ones still have thick accents.
I was trying to explain to my jeet coworker that if he wanted the filename to be generated to look a certain way, to fit a certain pattern, I would need to get some guidance on what kind of rules we'd apply to generate the filename. He was just like "uhh, just make it look like a semver" (he didn't say semver but that's what he meant). "ok, sure, but how do we want to increment it automatically?"
Dude's a programmer. He should know that incrementing semvers is a manual process. We can totally decide on a scheme to do it mechanically, but I need to know what he's expecting. Is he expecting me to just shit out foobar-v0.0.2503.tgz?
I'm realizing that success at this job will involve a lot of begging forgiveness instead of asking permission. Just do it and let them correct me later. Also not taking their complaints personally because they're dipshits. Or if they're smart in Jeetnese, it sure as shit doesn't translate to English.