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What are some of the best/worst/most memorable promos in wrestling? We all know about Dusthay Rhoth (WEST IN PEATH!) and Hard Timeth, but one of the most underrated promo men of all-time (probably due to spending most of his career next to Ric Flair) gives me even bigger feels:

BACKGROUND: 4 Horsemen broke up after Ric Flair got tyced by Curt Henning. He'd been off TV for a while due to a contract dispute with Eric Bischoff. Dean Malenko wants to reform the 4 Horsemen and calls out Arn Anderson, who had retired a year before due to neck injuries.

Fast forward to 4:20 :yawn: for when AA speaks

 
Can't have a promo thread without the time Ultimate Warrior threatened to kill Hulk Hogan in a plane crash.

 
Can't link it right now but randy ortons "eddies in hell" and Batistas "eddies dead" promos both against Rey mysterio come to mind
 
The Rock's promo on being in the six man Hell in a Cell at the go home Raw is War before Armageddon 2000.

" I did it for da Rock. I did it for da -- Shut ya mouth, ya thong wearin' fatty! "
 
All the really classic promos have already been posted in this thread: "AAAAWW MAAAA, OH YOU'RE GONNA DIE, YOU ARE GONNA DIE" from Zandig, Scott Steiner's Math Class, Jumpin Jeff "YIP" Farmer, Randy Savage being the Creeeeam of the Crop oh yeah

Oh, here's another one


YOU HAVE NO CHANCE BUT YOU HAVE A CHANCE
 
Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
All the really classic promos have already been posted in this thread: "AAAAWW MAAAA, OH YOU'RE GONNA DIE, YOU ARE GONNA DIE" from Zandig, Scott Steiner's Math Class, Jumpin Jeff "YIP" Farmer, Randy Savage being the Creeeeam of the Crop oh yeah

Oh, here's another one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_fe92m7nF7s
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE BUT YOU HAVE A CHANCE
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I'm certain both of them have CTE. If you watch their old matches they were doing as much damage to themselves as their opponents and they were stiff as all hell. Scott used to do a standing frankensteiner that usually wound up with him landing on his head.

I remember listening to a shoot video with Rick and he couldn't remember the names of people and said things like "It went really bad in WCW when that asshole... that asshole from New York... what was his name?" while talking about Vince Russo.

With that, here's the video that almost got Scott Steiner fired from WCW for the second time (the first being when he beat up DDP):
 
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