Proof that Chinese food doesn't exist - Click here to find out what they don't want you to know

[Coconut Gun]

China is a communist country. Communist countries don't have food. Therefore, Chinese food is a myth.

 

[Done]

Then explain the Cashew Chicken I ate last night.

Communism defeated.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Then explain the Cashew Chicken I ate last night.

Communism defeated.

You ever wonder why you feel hungry an hour after you eat Chinese food?

Communism wins again, bourgeoisie.

 

[Desire Lines]

How can communism be real if our eyes aren't real

 

[aqua sama]

chinese food is: take something and fry it.
Done.

 

[heathercho]

You ever wonder why you feel hungry an hour after you eat Chinese food?

Communism wins again, bourgeoisie.

Japanese "Chinese Food" aka Chuka. Checkmate communism.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

chinese food is: take something and fry it.
Done.

That’s Scottish food, surely.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I've had a long standing (joke) theory that Americanized Chinese food is a long-con plot to make Americans fat and lazy so we're easier to conquer.

You ever see the shit they eat in China? Nothing like the goofy shit called 'Chinese Food' in America.

 

[Y2K Baby]

General discussion.

 

[James Howlett]

I have a packet of Scezhuan Sauce that begs to differ.

 

[Positron]

I have a packet of Scezhuan Sauce that begs to differ.

Look at the ingredients: if there isn't "dog meat", it isn't Chinese.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

Taiwan is China. Taiwan is not communist. Therefore Chinese food is real. Checkmate, atheists!

 

[Slap47]

The Republic of China has never been communist?

 

[James Howlett]

Look at the ingredients: if there isn't "dog meat", it isn't Chinese.

It contains dihydrogen monoxide, a key ingredient found in dog meat. Check mate.

 

[aqua sama]

That’s Scottish food, surely.

I have never eaten scotthish food, but they do seem to eat mostly crap, so I dont find it hard to believe it.

 

[UnKillFill]

Shit.. By that logic, the Reuben sandwich (the objectively best sandwich) doesn't exist either, because it isn't a real Reuben unless it has Russian dressing on it. (And no, 1000 island is not an acceptable substitute.)