Proper method of disposing of cat carcasses?

You dig a hole, put the dead critter in, cover it with lime and throw soil over it.

No, you dig a deep hole, throw cat(s) in, add quicklime and throw SOME dirt on it so you have some hole left to use in the future. When more cats die, throw them in the hole, quicklime, add dirt and repeat when necessary to slowly build your backyard cat corpse lasagna.
 
We did have a lot of them done that way, actually. Neighbors asked if we would let them do it if they caught them.
I know some brothers who would neuter a Kat every Christmas on their farm. Put them in a coat sleeve, used a pocket knife, and pulled. Relatively easy to do.

Edit: apparently it isn't uncommon link
 
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I know some brothers who would neuter a Kat every Christmas on their farm. Put them in a coat sleeve, used a pocket knife, and pulled. Relatively easy to do.

Edit: apparently it isn't uncommon link
I'm not sure whats more horrifying: Castration without any kind of anesthesia or painkillers, or the numerous replies in the thread you linked, that seem to have been left by sadistic perverts getting off of it.

I have no advice, but please, please, please, videotape it so we can all share in the experience
Friend of mine used a shot of starting fluid.
Well, if he's a real shepherd, and he wants to do like they do with the lambs, he'll have to use his teeth. Seriously, that's how some people castrate lambs.
First time, just took tin snips and cut them off. Cat ran off and didn't see him/it for 2 weeks, we figured it died. Finally came back, but was thinner.
Other cat, tried useing a rubber band. It worked, but, took a long time, dont do it in warmer weather.
Neighbor "cut" his dog once. He said he pinned the dog to the ground with a pitchfork thru the collar. When the job was done he pulled the fork out of the ground. He said the dog was pi$$ed and went after anyone he could.
We used to pin them in the milk house door. The last ones I have did got a shot of Propofol. Much easier as they are sleeping.
We used to use our teeth on lambs. That was before bands.
I put a band on my cat. A couple weeks later I stepped on a fuzzy pebble, they finally fell off. They will puke a few times the first couple hours
I use oil and matches.
 
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Well, the crusty eyes could be from a few different infections, but since they all keep dying, I'm thinking possibly calicivirus. If it is calicivirus, I'd euthanize them all.

Don't do this if they've been euthanized by a veterinarian. Wild animals (including endangered species like the bald eagle) will eat the dead critter along with all the medications that were used to put it down and die in the process. Also I think there's an FDA rule against it so your vet could get charged and fined but I'm not 100% sure.

Let's put it this way, if you were to do that, and for example, a Bald Eagle picked up the carcass, subsequently ate it and was injured/killed, I'm pretty sure the feds would send Uncle Sam himself to rape you to death if they could.
 
Well, the crusty eyes could be from a few different infections, but since they all keep dying, I'm thinking possibly calicivirus. If it is calicivirus, I'd euthanize them all.



Let's put it this way, if you were to do that, and for example, a Bald Eagle picked up the carcass, subsequently ate it and was injured/killed, I'm pretty sure the feds would send Uncle Sam himself to rape you to death if they could.

Plenty of them survive. It's some kind of common condition kittens get in the wild, their eye discharge gets crusty and eventually blinds them by sealing shut. It has to regularly be treated by wiping gently at the eye to soften it and remove it. However, kittens which get it badly have a tendency to just keep getting it again and again.
 
Things to NOT Do: Bury the cat on a fucking pathway and in something that will make kids wonder what the fuck is in it.

No seriously, when I was a kid, a house my dad rented out to migrant workers. When they moved out and we visited the house for a maintenance check, I was curious as to the box that was like a step on the hill up to the backyard. As soon as I unearthed it, it turns out it was a fucking dead cat shoved into a makeshift coffin made of plastic tubs matching its size and with worms and shit crawling around its fucking body.

They buried it, but fucking A man, bury the fucking thing out of the way.
 
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