Business PROTECTOR ‘Uber with guns’ app that allows you to hire an armed bodyguard on-demand storms the Apple chart after CEO assassination - It looks like the app is trying to appeal to the wealthy corporate professionals spooked by the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson on December 4

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AN APP dubbed the 'Uber with guns' that gives users access to on-demand bodyguards has shot through Apple's App Store chart.

Protector, which launched late last year, is now the third highest ranking free iOS app after going viral online.
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The app is the brainchild of former Meta designer Nick Sarath, who founded Protector alongside Patrol
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Users can select how many 'protectors' they want in their booking, and whether they want to be joined by a motorcade for an extra beefed-up presence

The platform lets wealthy users book armed guards, made up of a crew of either active duty or former military or law enforcement officers, for at least five hours.

In talking-head-style marketing clips on Protector's X page, the armed guards describe histories in SWAT teams and war zones.

Users can select how many 'protectors' they want in their booking, and whether they want to be joined by a motorcade for an extra beefed-up presence.

The number of sleek, black Escalades that will join them is also selected by the user.

Customers can even pick the dress code of their 'protector': from tactical casual to a more armoured look.

Unlike Uber, Protector is currently only available in two cities in the US, New York City and Los Angeles.

It is also not yet available for Android devices.

It looks like the app is trying to appeal to the wealthy corporate professionals who were spooked by the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson on December 4.

One promotional video, posted on January 6, "revisits" the CEO's murder and examines "how a Protector may have changed the outcome".

The 'protector' in the video then runs through a handful of imaginary scenarios where they are on hand to stop the assassin and prevent the murder.

The app is the brainchild of former Meta designer Nick Sarath, who founded Protector alongside Patrol.

Patrol is a separate app designed for scared suburbanites to pool funds together for a private-hire security presence in their neighbourhood.

More guards, more cars, as well as drones, are available for neighbourhood surveillance.

Two days after Thompson's murder, Sarath issued a press release suggesting his Protector app could be a solution to "keep us safe" where law enforcement cannot.

"My deepest condolences are with the family and friends of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson," Sarath said.

"We rely on law enforcement to keep us safe, but they cannot be everywhere at once.

"Protector is designed to support the goals of law enforcement and will provide an accessible way for people to protect themselves and their loved ones."
 
From what I've read, armed protection is only a fraction of the job. A lot of it is about planning travel routes, doing background checks on event guests, that sort of thing.
The best way to prevent someone from being shot is to not put them in a position to be shot, so yeah. Your body is your last resort, not the first.
 
Wasn't there like an article a few months ago about how this is an obvious scam and they can't actually protect you legally because the company isn't licensed. Like they are just an overpriced taxi service.
 
So what's gonna stop the next Luigi from joining this app?
Honestly I'm all for popularizing mercs for all. It's just what you do in modern society.
Look, I don't wanna sound like a commie or anything, but what if we had the government give everyone private security? We could even call them something cool, like "the police."
 
Yeah but what if I just wanna book one guy and we can go shopping and maybe get some icecream afterwards, could it be for like a full day I think 5 hours isn't enough to end it off with a AOE match.
 
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I'm guessing this shit will cost a fucking premium.

My strategy would be to make the minimum possible order on uber or whatever app (with the minimum tip with which it would actually get delivered) and order from like 100 places so that there are so many delivery drivers at my place that no assassin can do anything. It'd probably end up cheaper and those ubereats and door dash niggas are bound to have firearms (at least some of them) because they get robbed.
 
this is a brilliant idea I could have imagined this app reaching 1 billion downloads during the 2020 summer of love.
 
If you really think some mook you pay $20 through an app is going to protect you, then you deserve what’s coming to you. In all likelihood they’ll collect paychecks until the day comes where they watch you get murked without rendering any assistance at all.
Money from an app is enough to pay for people to stand around you and look tough but someone is going to have throw down the real cash to get a person to risk bodily injury or death for you in the catastrophic event their "services" are required.
 
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This seems like a ripe opportunity to rob defenseless clueless rich boomers at gun point.
 
they haven't brought it to Portland because they would immediately run out of staff.
 
Lolbert and cyberpunk dreams coming true. Will we get Tyrone with a built in KFC bucket that pops out of his chest like an alien movie prop? Only way to stop a broda from getting cyberpsychosis.
 
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It's fucking Combat Cab from Cyberpunk 2077 irl.
We already had that with a different app that was specifically for armed drivers.

Also, Combat Cab dates back to the original 2020, so we're a few years behind schedule.
 
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