Proto-Woke Games Thread

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Bioware games were definitely proto-woke. I love them (even DA2 and TORtanic) but they were a perfect example of how to grow the most annoying unhinged SJW fanbase in existence. Bioware fans on Tumblr always loudly hated the company for not being woke enough, despite the constant pandering. The devs were always on the forums trying to explain whatever stupid shit the fans were offended by, despite these fans being obviously impossible to please. Gradually the cancer took over completely and that's how we got Inquisition, Andromeda and finally Veilguard.
 
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Evil Whitey said:
Ok, what are some of the subversive woke messages in these games? You just posted a list with very little context.
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Ok then let's take a look at everyone's favorite video game of all time Fallout New Vegas :

The Legion's portrayal in the game is basically what a libtard thinks a fascist society would look like ( treating women like cattle, engaging in slavery, rejecting the use of advanced technology etc ).

The NCRs leadership ( predominantly male ) is completely incompetent in the game and has been ever since president Tandy died back in 2248 ( Tandy was the female president that ruled for 52 years and won every single re-election until her death aka the Founding mother of the NCR ) .

Ranger Stella ( a woman ) managed to defeat every single man that fought her in the Legion's Arena including one of the Elite Centurions with her bear hands ( perfect example of girl power nonsense injected into the game )

The NCRs military has an almost equal amount of female and male soldiers in the army, this is so ridiculous I shouldn't even need to explain why it's woke.

Two of the most important companions in the game ( Arcade and Veronica ) are LGBT .

alphabetnigger said:
That's a gay take. Killing Nazis is just good fun. Always has been. It's when they make it some gay black woman killing Hitler to make a point, then it's preachy.
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As a wise man once said " if the propaganda wasn't good you wouldn't like it " the senseless slaughter of Nazis aka normal decent hardworking German men should never be normalized.
 
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JD-the-Chud said:
As a wise man once said " if the propaganda wasn't good you wouldn't like it " the senseless slaughter of Nazis aka normal decent hardworking German men should never be normalized.
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Huh? By that logic every war/WW2 game is woke? Or is it only acceptable when it's non-whites, robots and zombies that are gunned down en-mass? Would something like Far Cry 2 be considered "proto-woke" if instead of random Africanoids you were killing random whites in the jungle?
 
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Endless Torment said:
He didn't even mention The New Colossus he just said fighting Nazis makes it woke because the Nazis being bad is post WW2 Allies propaganda.
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One of the villains in the rebooted Wolfenstein series is hot as hell.

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Frau Engel, that's it.


At least she has those German Aryan features for the woke and anti-woke.
 
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Endless Torment said:
You are beyond help.
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Next you are gonna tell me something cliche like " it's just a video game bro, the Nazis you kill in the game aren't real people bro chill out" and to that I respond " if it's no big deal then why aren't there any games explicitly about you slaughtering Commies or members of the Tribe aka why doesn't Commiestein exist? We both know the answer to that question ".
 
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JD-the-Chud said:
Next you are gonna tell me something cliche like " it's just a video game bro, the Nazis you kill in the game aren't real people bro chill out" and to that I respond " if it's no big deal then why aren't there any games explicitly about you slaughtering Commies or members of the Tribe aka why doesn't Commiestein exist? We both know the answer to that question ".
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It's more to the point that you listed a bunch of games from the 2000s without elaborating what makes them "proto-woke."

I could name a couple games that would even prove your above point, albeit recent releases, but to make you work for it, I won't.
 
Demetrius I of Bactria said:
Huh? By that logic every war/WW2 game is woke? Or is it only acceptable when it's non-whites, robots and zombies that are gunned down en-mass? Would something like Far Cry 2 be considered "proto-woke" if instead of random Africanoids you were killing random whites in the jungle?
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If it's not an RTS game where you can choose to play on both sides or something stupid and cartoony like Nazi Zombies then yes most WW2 games do infact have woke elements. That doesn't mean they can't be good for example I still think World at War is one of the greatest FPS games ever made despite not having an Axis campaign.
 
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Half-life 2.
Your closest allies are Eli Vance(le black science man), (((Isaac Kleiner))), (((Judith Mossmann))), Alyx Vance(mixed-race daughter of Eli, a girlboss, who saves your ass by beating a whole squad of cops) and Barney Calhoun(the only regular white guy, who is also the least competent character of them all). The villain, Wallace Breen, is also a regular white man, and is cowardly and incompetent.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go watch my favorite woke movie, Terminator 2.
 
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Demetrius I of Bactria said:
Would something like Far Cry 2 be considered "proto-woke" if instead of random Africanoids you were killing random whites in the jungle?
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Obviously not, having white enemies in a game doesn't automatically make it woke (most of the time anyway ).

I singled out WW2 games in particular because let's be honest most of them are just cringe post war Allied propaganda disguised as video games.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
VR, therefore infested by furries and coomers, so that's bluepilled and cringe. Only game left they have is Tetris, at least until they realize that it was made by a literal commie.
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I had thought the joke was that people's priorities with woke video games means nothing if the world around them has gone to shit.
 
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The Last Stand said:
I had thought the joke was that people's priorities with woke video games means nothing if the world around them has gone to shit.
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The real joke is that these people don't actually play video games, just complain about them. Just like SJWs, who never buy the games that demand people bend over to their will. This goes for other media as well, ask Marvel how well shunning their only readerbase, white males, worked out for them.
 
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JD-the-Chud said:
BioShock is probably the easiest example to point to as being a Proto-Woke game . Everyone that hasn't seen American krogans incredible video series on these games should do so when they have the time
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Horrible example. Bioshock's story is there to support the gameplay. Not the other way around. Even if you separate the story, and only analyze that it makes Andrew Ryan out to be a victim of his own creation and the player who is the supposed anti-authority good guy turns out to be a useful idiot who was used in a political struggle they were not fully aware of.

Only midwits think it's a libertarian bad story. congrats on outing yourself as incapable of grasping very simple themes in media.
 
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